kitnapped

Lak, 24, br. college is hell

[neil-gaiman]

Is this correct? 👀👀

Only in worlds in which the numeral 4 doesn't close up into a triangle on the top.

[hoogger]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slyeposting]

[mixed-dbag]

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

[awesomehoggirl]

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

[deusleonis-moved-deactivated202]

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

[awesomehoggirl]

op has reconsidered . youre right

[headspace-hotel]

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

so i just sat down to eat my ‘im really drunk meal’ at 4am and sat next to this guy drawing and asked if i could check out his work and this is what he had just finished working on

[were--ralph]

I think about him often. Where is he now? Does he take commissions? Who was he? Is he still drawing? Is he single? I feel like Cinderella with no slippers.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[cryptotheism]

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

[cryptotheism]

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

[cryptotheism]

[neosatsuma]

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Extremely nitpicky but I hate white wedding gowns in fantasy, especially when they make absolutely no sense in the setting. No, that culture in the far north that prioritizes function over form and mostly wears heavy furs would not have the means, ability, or desire to make a sleeveless ivory silk gown with a semi-sweetheart neckline. Please be sensible about this and use your creativity instead of just slapping a Kleinfeld wedding gown into a medieval fantasy setting.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Here's some tricks to making interesting fantasy wedding dresses:

Focus on the things that indicate wealth and prosperity in your fantasy culture.

What materials would your bride have access to and what would make the most sense for her to wear?

What colors are not only beautiful and culturally significant, but also require expensive or rare dyes?

What imagery could be used in patterns that are relevant to the culture (animals, plants, family crests, etc)?

What skills could be displayed in the making of the gown (beadwork, embroidery, fabric painting, etc)?

What interesting and unique materials can you add that are relevant to the culture (fur, leather, bones, plants, shells, etc)?

Would your culture be more focused on the amount of material, things like trains and heavy lairs, or on the quality and detail?

What will happen to the gown after the wedding (worn for other events, turned into household materials, turned into other clothing, etc) and are there details to it that make any other functions easier?

What other things make the bride stand out (veils, headdresses, jewelry, makeup, body paint, hairstyles, outerwear, etc)?

Is it more important in your culture for the gown to be made by other people (showing off wealth) or by the bride and/or her family (showing off the bride's talents)?

[tired-fandom-ndn]

For a quick example:

If your wedding ceremony requires the bride to walk through a cold and snowy forest for cultural or religious rites, she would freeze her poor tits off in a sleeveless silk gown. Instead, consider a heavy wool gown in rich colors with elaborate embroidery and a thick cloak, maybe hooded, made of fine furs to show off her family's wealth. Jewelry, headpieces, and detailing on the gown could be made with things carved from stones, wood, antlers, and/or bones, especially if it's a culture that prizes hunting skills. Maybe a heavy veil that isn't just beautiful but also helps protect her face from biting winds during the journey.

[purpleopossum]

Also!!! Sick of seeing white wedding gowns in (European) historical fiction before the 1800s White became popular because Victoria wore it at her wedding... that's it. It then slowly gained traction over the course of the 1800s. Blue was a popular choice, but I have also seen red and silver. White was of course present, but by no means the most common.

[cloverjester]

Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.

Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[azzandra]

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

[trilllizard666]

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

[kd-heart]

I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[catchymemes]

[ssilverstreak]

My evolution professor once had to cancel class because, in his words, he lost a fight with a cactus.

[kleefkruid]

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

[humandisastersquad]

[kinsey-the-saiyan-deactivated20]

I too am having a bad time at the conference

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you too are having a bad time at the conference

[wantonlywindswept]

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

[wantonlywindswept]

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

[wantonlywindswept]

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

[wantonlywindswept]

hey quick question gdocs

what the fuck

[wantonlywindswept]

1. how the fuck did this post become so popular

2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful

3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time

4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft 

5. the difference between [its] and [it’s] is that [it’s] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [‘s] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.

[wantonlywindswept]

btw, gdoc’s most recent transgression:

noooope

[wantonlywindswept]

LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS

[wantonlywindswept]

i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT

‘he’d been so young’ I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[wantonlywindswept]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

me @ everyone else using googledocs:

YOU

[amarits]

I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about

[kedreeva]

The reason “its” doesn’t have an added apostrophe is NOT because it’s an exception. It’s because “it” is a pronoun and follows the rules of pronoun possessives. For classic pronouns, it goes “that object is his/hers/theirs/its,” not “that object is he’s/her’s/their’s/it’s object.” If the first three of the latter group look wrong to you, so should “it’s” when you’re using “it” as a pronoun.

English is OFTEN a messy language, but this isn’t one of the reasons why.

[ankewehner]

☝️this Also, the possessive of “who” is “whose”; “who’s” is always short for “who is”.

[wolviestars]

same energy

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid

[bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024]

may I add:

plaaastic

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

[meme-loving-stuck]

heyyyyy followers and mutuals who think this only applies to people from twitter:

it doesn’t.

[sketchdeath]

🐱 tinycalico2004

got pet today ^_^

🐈‍⬛ whitewhiskerz

sleeping sm...honestly, i could do it for 18 hours straight

🐈 theorangecat follow

kibble is really cool

😼 evilmeower

i love scratching furniture and doing catnip yea im prettymuch a badass :3

🐾 tabbyone-eye follow

They put me in a box.

[planetsolaris]

godot is my favorite prosecutor because he was a challenge for phoenix not because he was smart and made good arguments, but because he just straight up bullshitted through every case. nothing he said made sense. everything he said made sense. he was ridiculous. he was scary as hell

[planetsolaris]

he said the most nonsense shit ever and the judge was like "uh...... what's your rebuttal mr wright" and they had to go along because no one wanted to admit they didn't understand him

[mx-ringring]

LISTEN TO ME GODOT WAS BASELINE SMART TO BE A PROSECUTOR AND THE ONLY REASON EVERYONE WAS LIKE oooo godot is so scary ooo WAS CAUSE NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ON ABOUT THIS MAN WAS JUST THERE REEKING OF COFFEE LIKE hm. i will cause problems on purpose

[planetsolaris]

godot: you know if they were two astronauts on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what, trite

phoenix:...

judge: well mr wright. would it be fucked up

[mx-ringring]

godot could singlehandedly convince judge and jury goldfish crackers were the murder weapon WHEN THERE'S VERY CLEARLY A BLOODY SWORD WITH THE VICTIM'S BLOOD ON IT simply because he said the words big and fast enough and nobody understood past the second word and nobody wants to look stupid so they just go hm yeah seems legit, what's your counter phoenix?

[planetsolaris]

he's never lost a case because he's never had one before phoenix he is the funniest man ever created

[palant1r]

godot was specifically crafted as karmic justice for phoenix to make him experience what it was like to go against him

[tudirkulosis]

godot was specifically crafted as karmic justice for phoenix to make him experience what it was like to go against him