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[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[chromaticabrasions]

yaoi and yuri etymology

[xquisitedeadguy]

yaoi and yuri entomology

[chromaticabrasions]

real as fuck

[ex0skeletal-undead]

One of my favorite genres of photo is Angery Bat Being Handled by Scientist

[ex0skeletal-undead]

UNHAND ME, FIEND

(photo by jasonheadley)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING

(photo by abr)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Then we’ve got this handsome lad having his glamour shots taken

(photo by svaldvard)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[ketrinadrawsalot]

"Whose Larva Is This?"

A quick guide to figure out what you're looking at when you find something that resembles a worm or a Zerg unit crawling around.

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[despazito]

[cheddar-baby]

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[messygoku]

[parachim]

inat's email game is wild

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game