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something they never told me about adulthood: mimic keys will attach themselves to your keychain in the hopes you use them and they can have sex with your keyholes

luetta

bro thinks it isn’t fucking obvious

luetta

i left my keys outside for 5 fucking minutes are you kidding me

kitttenteeth

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

rageagainstthechristine

heart-shaped scallion found In tom kha . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forevwr

monamoni

Upside down fig tree in Bacoli, Italy. No one is quite sure how the tree ended up there or how it survived, but year after year it continues to grow downwards and bear figs.

maxleggy

i love that maned wolf pups also do the canine thing where they feet too big for their got damn they, but because they also have the long ass legs they end up looking way more normally proportioned than the adults. like this:

like those are regular wolf proportions

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

joyflameball

actualbird

i posted about my omegaverse pill bottles and how they help me take my bipolar meds more regularly and it became a hit tweet im wheezing

navigationspace

As a pharmacist I support whatever system you use to take your meds, but please make sure not to mix new refills with old pill batches in your bottles; heat suppressants don't work as well once expired

blxxxp

Is there a word for "people who have sex together" that neither implies romance nor the lack of it? A way I can say "these two fuck eachother" without defining the relationship further? Or is the English speaking world so amatonormative that a sexual relationship cannot be spoken of without commenting on whether it's part of a relationship?

cthulhubert

A finger on the monkey's paw curls:

fluid bonded

redstonedust

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

luna-azzurra

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.