EVEN MORE Min-Maxed Incorrect Quotes! (because I've lost control of my life)
Bloom: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Mateo: I could kill you if I wanted.
David: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
Megan: Clark, David, I love you and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
David, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Clark is sitting atop: Oh, nothing much.
Clark: I love you too :)
Jacques, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Bloom, sick of Jacques’ shit: They weren’t wrong.
*Party reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Clark: Thanks fam!
Bloom: Oh no.
Megan: *cries* I love you too.
David: Sounds fake, but okay.
Bensai: *A flustered mess*
Jacques: Can I get a refund?
Mateo: Stop failing.
Bensai: Don’t tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Bensai: *Succeeds*
Bensai: Dang it!
Bensai: Who's in charge here?
Megan, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
Mateo, brainstorming ideas for pranking the party: How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Jacques: Well, it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one, but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Mateo: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually– wait, how the hell do you know that?
Jacques: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Mateo.
Megan: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Megan: *Picks up Clark*
Megan: I’ve only had Clark for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Bloom, for some reason: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
Jacques: I have a plan.
Bensai: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Jacques: …
Bensai: …
Jacques: I no longer have a plan.
Like before, all incorrect quotes are from the Perchance incorrect quote generator ♡