I don't even know

How about you just ask me what I'm like?

[ultrawebcomics]

Donate to Help Keith Pay Off Car to Ease Financial Strain, organized by Keith Dwyer

Hello, my name is Keith. I am a non-binary writer working a full … Keith Dwyer needs your support for Help Keith Pay Off Car to Eas

Hello, my name is Keith. I am a non-binary writer working a full time job, as well as a side gig but can not make enough money to pay my bills.

I do not need a lot of money, just enough to pay off my car. I currently am working a full time job at a nonprofit organization, my wife has been out of work for half a year now and my paycheck has been cut by $100 at this point. Every paycheck I am in the red and every paycheck I wonder if I can keep doing this. I am terrified, and the biggest contribution to this fear is my car payment. I pay 600 a month toward my car, which, with each paycheck being split into 300 dollar payments, is now close to half my paycheck.

I am struggling to make ends meet and pay my bills while my wife looks for a job, and my savings is drying up to almost nothing at this point. All I need is $3,000 to pay off my car. That's all. Please. If I can get that I can start rebuilding and my wife and I won't have to worry about becoming destitute

[thulium]

[aurora-lovegood]

The scumbag scalpers that wiped out the pokemon x target stuff in 2 days and are selling it all online for 7+ times the original price deserve to rot in hell.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[chaos-triangle]

Yep! It’s gonna be May!

[the-color-orange-offical]

roses are fine, april is grey, this joke ain’t mine,

[jqmunson]

No one like you

💀 👅

[aurora-lovegood]

don’t fall for it

[ahotknife]

twitter unusable on account of the nazis... pinterest unusable on account of the way ai and ads have taken over... tumblr unusable on account of the fact the devs got bored and decided to shoot their own site in the foot... instagram/threads unusable on account of the fact it just sounds lame as fuck... there's nowhere else to go. at this point just meet me on the playground

[ahotknife]

post canceled tumblr is reversing the change. another ten years online for me and all my mutuals!!

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[changes]

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

[aurora-lovegood]

this sucks,

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[mndvx]

✅ survived the great tumblr blackout of february 2026

[aurora-lovegood]

another banger ad on tumblr dot com

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[aurora-lovegood]

I’m sure this comparison has been made but since I don’t actually go there I figured I’d just post it myself.

in that Superman cartoon (I think Superman and Lois) doesn’t Lois just look like Lance from Voltron if he was a girl? Like outfit and everything.

every time it pops up I think it and now that I’ve said it maybe my brain will shut up

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[aurora-lovegood]

People in fandom bitching about the “male centering” that happens aren’t wrong for sure, but they also take some sort of moral stance when people just write what they enjoy.

It doesn’t need to be a “problem” in fandom, it’s a society thing, and trying to police what people write and enjoy personally is stupid.

It’s fine to not like it or not be ok with it, that’s what like 90% of fandom is, not liking what someone else does about the same piece of media. Stop lecturing people for enjoying fictional things.

[djungelskogbear]

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now