Hail Dat Bitch

(I’m that Bitch)

[whothey7]

[kymcat]

the economy is in shambles…i don’t know

[singingtoemptycaves]

i have a solution for you

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[lolli-popples]

Every day it gets funnier that tf!Cam and Drift are roommates.

Just. the dynamic of Cam being a LITERAL Disney prince to the point of randomly breaking out into song. And everyone thinking he's weird as hell but going "I mean I guess he is a prince, maybe that's just how he was raised? Maybe that's just what princes are like?"

Then meanwhile you have Drift who is ALSO a princess and is TOTALLY NORMAL. Like, "No, guys, please understand that he does NOT have to act like this. This is weird by even MY standards."

[parkchanwoohoo]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i think that as sides are added it gets more and more sci fi#but eventually you circle around to having so many sides its a sphere and also fantasy again

Asymptotic Fantasy

[cosmonaut-observer]

If you live in the UK you need to see this

Protect Internet Freedom from now until forever. It's important existentially! Americans stand with UK citizens in our struggle against government censorship

[russettrush]

Growing up in the online world: a national consultation

We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential ag

Got the link via @finalducc

If you live in the UK, please be sure to take part in this!

[fading-bisexual-queen-milkshake]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[starlightshadowsworld]

You guys have my whole heart for sharing this I had no idea will be filling this out and encourage all my fellow brits to do soo too. If you’re not from the UK please keep sharing this around we have till the 26th May to submit these in.

This whole thing was set up without our say we all need to make sure we’re heard.

[kojotei]

(D20: Neverafter)

[cassandra41924]

and this is from fucking dimension 20 i should've guessed

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[homeboygirl]

unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

[depsidase]

[mildmayfoxe]

“[fell/collapsed] like a puppet with its strings cut” is one of those ones where the first time you read it it’s evocative and you’re like “ok nice turn of phrase” and by the fiftieth time you read it you’re like “🙄 yeah yeah the puppet. again with the puppet”

[mildmayfoxe]

just got “leapt to his feet as if marionette strings had pulled him up” for the first time. they will not leave this puppet alone

[ellllapa]

I rewatched infinity train for the millionth time