Ideologically Fëanorian

She/her You should read the Illiad, Alexiad or the Silmarillion NOW!

[averageantagonist]

Festa Junina is so peak

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[alcohololysis]

Sadly my nervous system cannot distinguish between applying to a college and being put to death.

[averageantagonist]

This shit sucks so bad I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) call my banners forth to war

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

[byjove]

[byjove]

[roguesquirrel]

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

whete im from we celebrate by doing nothing and all our families hate food

[beardedmrbean]

Would this count as a Tally HO moment or something more along the lines of a Yeehaw moment?

Or possibly some other third thing