Achievementlandia @awkwardtier - Tumblr Blog

everybody said ‘boy, don’t go any higher’ ‘never push the limits and don’t play with fire’ uh-uh – fuck that i can do anything

this video is so very important to me and definitely needs more attention than what it already has.

kamonra

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

darkcocosb-blog

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

soflobrat

Won’t chance it.

br0wnsugarandspice

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

finndamerons-archive

castle // halsey

vavaharrison

1x06

cactuseeds

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

beaft

casual reminder that i wrote an 90-page novel when i was eight about a deranged pensioner who wants to take over the world and return everything to “The Good Old Days”, and which included such choice elements as

a really neurotic vegetarian vampire

alice cooper, for no apparent reason

an evil supermodel called miranda goth

three nine-year-olds climbing mount everest in diving helmets

the entire population of scotland appearing out of literally nowhere to help defeat the antagonists

“you can take our lives but you cannot take our trousers"

beaft

a few people have been asking me to post extracts from this so uh

here’s something

jewishdragon

#are you Douglas Adams?

timeisamanysplendoredthing

THIS is the kind of writing I aspire to

lesbianrey

i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

just-shower-thoughts

Cannibalism would fix hunger problems and overpopulation at the same time

katherine-rose

atomicbrawlers

slaw-me

GTA 5 Gameplay: CYCLE OF DEATH - Inside Gaming

A video for the context of this tweet :’)

triforce-princess

Appreciation post for this face that Toon Link unintentionally makes in every single game he’s in;

sicklesium-moved-deactivated201

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person

im not a pissbaby

damncommunists-deactivated20180

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

zelda-tempest

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

lallamariamhabibi

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

birdpapi-deactivated20171121

^absolutely

verdant-witch

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

blackpoeticinjustice

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

satyrical-prince

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

anar-tea

yesyesyesyes

dashdrive-deactivated20131218

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine