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this is too good for my mind to come up with words fitting to describe this
so I managed to get this old phone to semi-work but itās not gonna last long so Iām telling yāall that I am now @b00ksw0rld345
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesnāt feel like a website youād find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasnāt clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
Life can be so funny because I just realized the fact that Iām uncomfortable with having to put on a hospital gown at the doctors and really doctors appointments/checkups in general is probably because I had to go to get a pelvic exam when I was seven
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(Iām an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
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Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Donāt risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but youāll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say āhey dad! Yep, Iām almost there, Iām sending you the route.ā outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say āBetty, oh my god, I havenāt seen you in so long!ā. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know youāre trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like āhey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If youād like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.ā This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when youāre in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! Iāll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided Iād come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
i fucking hate this world. anyways R E B L O G
Just saw a video explaining why putting a key between each finger is more likely to hurt you than them (the keys will just get pushed back into your knuckles). A better way to hold them is to get your longest key and just clench your hand around it, like youāre making a fist. Thatāll give you a lot more force and means you can use them in more scenarios (if someone grabs you from behind, you can use the key this way)
Not only for girls and women but also for boys and men.
i feel obligated to reblog this.
I hate that we need these things, but this is so so so important, it can literally save someoneās life
How to tell if your drink has been spiked:
1. The colour of it has changed
2. Itās become cloudy-looking
3. There more bubbles in it than should be
4. The ice in it sinks
If you are being followed, go to somewhere with high security like a jewellery store or a bar, if you can, and say whatās happening (the jewellery store and bar are best shots because theyāre the most likely ones to believe you, the bar for obvious reasons and the jewellery store because thereās not likely to be a huge presence of toxic masculinity so youāll be believed)
I hate it so much that i have to reblog this and that we still need this, but itās so important!! Please everyone (yes also boys/men/enbys/genderfluids/everyone) stay safe out there!!
but I was never taught these things.
The first time I was groped, I was 10 years old. Do you feel sick yet? 10 years. What kind of fucker gropes a 10 y/o?
All I have learnt is to use my elbow or knee or fist or just duck and avoid contact. This post helped a lot, thanks.
It was the english teacher at my old school tho I did broke his nose and stabbed his stomach with a pen so
Also carry pointie / sharp or that which has a edge, it helps a lot, yk, just stab
-if youāre walking alone w/ headphones in, either have one earbud out at all times or have the music/podcast/audiobook/whatever youāre listening to on low and always listen for footsteps or other noises coming from behind you
-If there is a strange looking man in front of your building who doesnāt live there, walk around the block until he leaves so he canāt figure out that you live there and so he canāt kidnap you
-if a man is groping you against your will, go for the balls. always go for the balls. Itāll 1) hurt like hell, and 2) shock him to the point where you can probably run away and get help.
- carry pepper spray or some other type of weapon
As this site is full of readers,
1: if youāre reading a book with a large number of pages, you know, those BIG ONES, or with the hard cover, donāt leave it at home and never bring outside. Iām not saying to bring it everywhere, but if you are going to any possible dangerous places alone, bring them, in a purse or even by hand (to show it to everyone). Believe me, if you hit someone with it, it will hurt them!!
2: hairspray works just like pepper spray
3: if your being attacked, and you donāt have any pointed objects, neither training, put your fingers on the predators eyes and press it. With all your strength, it will leave them blind or disabled. Use it only if your life is in risk!
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5: the iPhones have a great setting that if you press it will call police, send them photos of your back and front cameras and send a message to the contacts you select saying your in danger; press 5times the āturn offā button and it will appear -sometimes you have to activate it before-
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Iām so happy to share these tips.
Donāt ignore pls it might save your of someone elseās life
truthfully, itās a shame that this is a problem in the first place.
thank you to everyone who gave tips, and please reblog! it may help someone in the long run, and maybe even save their life.
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those with long nails, THOSE ARE PAINFUL. if you are unfortunately close enough to your attackers, use those suckers to scratch, pinch, stab, whatever the fuck
I am assigned male at birth, i can tell you that yes getting kicked in the balls hurts like hell and that pain lingers, if a guy makes you uncomfortable kick em in the balls, it will hurt, if someone like me sees I would ask you if youāre alright. it doesnāt matter if you are at a party or in the street, just do it. Possible embarrassment on your part is better than getting kidnapped or otherwise
highlighting that piece of advice saying šØNOT TO DO THE WOLVERINE WITH YOUR KEYSšØ
If youāre unsure about someone, always give false information; itās better to explain to a friend later than to risk giving your real name outright to a stranger. It doesnāt matter if theyāre friendly, if they really are, they wonāt get mad at you for this. And never say that you live alone.
If youāre on the street and think someone is following you, pretend to call someone, say out loud that youāre calling your dad or any man, tell āem youāre on your way to a public place, never say youāre coming home. If you need to change streets. Say that youāre going to send your location so they can see where you are (do this seriously). Donāt be afraid to be loud, LET THEM HEAR YOU.
Have some liquid hand sanitizer ready. First, close your eyes and point it at theirs. When you can, uncap it and spray the liquid directly into their face. If it gets in their eyes, they wonāt be able to open them again for a short time. RUN.
If you need to defend yourself the groin, throat, back of knees, stomach/diaphragm, and eyes are weak spots
donāt be afraid to fight ādirtyā do whatever you can
scream loud either the word fire or mom way more likely for people to come help you than actually screaming for help
If you put your hand on the side someoneās face and your thumb in the corner of their eye and push you will gouge it out itāll feel gross but donāt stop feeling nasty for a few seconds is better than the alternative
Look confident youāre less likely to be targeted
Always trust your gut
make it seem like you are going to see a father a boyfriend, a husband or someone likely to be on the more stereotypically scarier side
carry self defense items or something that can be used as on ex: thick hardcover books, metal water bottles, scissors
hairspray directly in the eye is painful
if you have a bag that has some weight to it but you can still swing it use it to beat somebody if need be
if you are impaled especially if it is somewhere vital do not and I repeat DO NOT REMOVE THE OBJECT that is how you bleed to death
if you think someone is following you walk around a block in a circle if they are still behind you go to a police station or somewhere with high security such a a bank or jewelry store
If there is a car with a door open and a person across from it Donāt walk in front of the door they will try to push you in the car and kidnap you
share your location with people you trust and try to stick in groups in new places
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on Iām about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now Iām curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard
I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this
I am intrigued might try this later
Looks good
whoever made this you are an amazing person this is great
my mouth is a bit tingly tho
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on Iām about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now Iām curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard
I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this
I am intrigued might try this later
Looks good
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on Iām about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now Iām curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard
I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this
I am intrigued might try this later
it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul
reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!
āyou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villainā FALSE. you either die for a cause only for your sacrifice to be completely erased in the next series or live long enough for your character to be butchered by an author who replaced love for their own series with profit.
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iām sick to my stomach over this actually
this is exactly it Percy Jackson was and always will be a huge part of my childhood and my life as it is now it helped me feel like I wasnāt stupid for not always picking up on emotions and my inability to stay still and rick ruined that
congrats you found good luck frogjo šø good luck hollow purple for 2026 donāt move ā
something I am sad we never saw after the second book is the fact that Percy can see latitude and longitude lines because that is a) really useful and b) cool as fuck and correct me if Iām wrong but I donāt think itās brought up in the second series
