Brought to you by listening to "Say My Name (Beetlejuice the Musical)" on loop for Spotify Wrapped 2024 while reading a series of Rated E fanfics.
//The versions of Lydia and Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice I've had in mind when I started this kept blending from one to the other, so readers' choice and interpretation, you do you. I love all versions of the characters.//
"Say My Name (horny edition)"
You could use a Daddy (the alternative was fuck buddy, but fuck was sounding redundant in this stanza),
Don't you wanna fuck?
(Yes, I do! Yes, I do!)
Babe, the way I see it,
Your folks should just be leavin',
And you should stick around,
(And fuck me.)
What?
I said fuck me
So, Lydia don't end yourself,
Bend me on the shelf,
We can be fuck buddies, c'mon,
Together we can fornicate, AND CONSUMMATE
NO!
My demon cock can't wait,
But, first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop me,
Here you got a long, thick, big D option,
Honey, I can give you so much cane,
All you gotta do is say my name
Babes, just say it three times in a row,
And you won't believe how deep I'll go,
I'm already yours, but Lyds,
Let's stop playin' this game,
All you gotta do is say my name
And that's that, but let me just add the charades part cause it's so good. I didn't change anything there for obvious reasons...
I don't know your name,
Well, I can't say it,
How 'bout a game of charades?
Yes, let's play it
Two words
Right
Second word
Uh-huh
Drink?
No
Beverage?
No
Wine?
No
Juice?
Yes
Okay, first word
Okay
Bug?
No
Ant?
Close, but no
Beetle?
Yes
Wow, I'm impressed,
And all you gotta do is say my name three times,
Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken
Beetlejuice
Yes
Beetlejuice
Yes
Beeee~
Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause
I've got a draft for the rest of the song, but it could live without it
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