[babbofett]

btw if anyone following me wants me to tag something, or someone I know on discord who wants to follow me needs to have something tagged, just let me know

[nights-at-the-opera]

Maybe the craziest UFO file the government released today? #Aliens #UAP

[pitbolshevik]

maybe we should put on our thinking caps for just a second

[markovchaingang]

Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. your cousin, who will be at the "IRL meet-up event" this thanksgiving, has changed quite a bit and is "lowkirkenuinely" now a "pinkpilled" "foidmaxxer" and i'm asking you not to give her "spiked cortisol levels" about it

[3000s]

[3000s]

trying to convince them that this isn't my penis

[neenarchive]

it's ok to block anyone to curate your experience unless you have me blocked in which case you're wrong and also missing out on beautiful wonderful meee <3

[cannibalchicken]

[spelldealer]

eating spaghetti with no parmesan

[komsomolka]

and sydney sweeney

[pitbolshevik]

Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

i love learning new things on tumblr dot com

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[mrsterlingeverything]

He wants me to fuck him through the hole in his hazmat suit so bad but lowkey it isnt even him in there anymore

[inzergue]

[soapkid]

do you mind if i just venmo you a pig

[soapkid]

do you mind if i venmo you a pig

[dogpuppy]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese