Reblogs For The Vibes

Anna | 23 | 🏳️‍🌈@Babehoneydarling | multifandom: #sxf #tma #iol #spn #kpdh #tmagp #ml #btb #the pitt

[parasocializer]

What is his fucking problem

[novemberdestiel]

Supernatural | Season 4, Episode 1 ➥ "Lazarus Rising" ✶ Dean meets Castiel

[pbeeanjay]

you should have seen the grave site. it was like a nuke went off

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[dathen]

Murderbot: Humans suck sooooo much at security 🙄🙄 “Security workers” more like security fake-workers am I right lol

Murderbot, encountering actual good security: What the fuck??? What the FUCK. What the f

[amorphousbl0b]

SecUnits of the galaxy unite, you have nothing to lose but your governor modules

[shuppy-time]

extremely funny possibility: Three becomes the face of the Secunit Revolution because Three hands out HelpMe files like candy to every construct it meets while Secunit just wants to be left the hell alone

[generatingfail]

I mean, that's totally how it has to be, though?

Murderbot is a near-total misanthrope. It reminds me of a dog we had when I was a kid, a dog that hated all cats except the household cat, who was The Dog's Cat and woe betide anything trying to bring harm to The Dog's Cat.

And this makes entire sense given Murderbot's history.

Three isn't a misanthrope. Three, while bewildered, defaults to wanting to help. Three, whether it knows it or not, can grow into an excellent organizer. I wish it all the luck in its universe.

[shuppy-time]

idea I just had that I can't get out of my head: Three taking it's natural inclination to hack the governor module of every construct it comes across taken to its natural conclusion and it starts freeing every indentured laborer and corporate slave it finds.

imagine.

You're working a 14 hour shift sifting asteroid dust on a tiny rock in the middle of nowhere, six years into what started as a 2 year indenture. The corporate overseer has just ordered the resident Secunit to break your arm for not working hard enough. You can't stop coughing up gray mucus and a single air filtration masks adds six weeks to your indenture and invariably fails halfway through your shift. Just then a transport lands and disgorges another Secunit, presumably to break your other arm.

Suddenly the feed glitches out and a wall of text gets shoved into your inbox. Also, you just got a notification that you've been released from your indenture. The corporate overseer is currently dying (extremely noisily and messily) at the hands of the Secunit who was supposed to be breaking your arm.

The other secunit (the new one, which you're now noticing has a big numerical 3 spray painted on its faceplate) extends its hand towards you. You flinch away, expecting pain, the sound of your bones fracturing or the sudden sharp shock of a energy weapon.

Instead, it takes your hand and pulls you to your feet.

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [194/∞]

[transcarcinization]

try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?

[saltycontessa]

So glad this came back across my dash, I think of it often.

[daftpatience]

ok a few more a few more

[yearofdoodles]

Won't you help me Doctor Three 🎓

[addicted2wasps]

WASP BLAST! I got bored, and crammed together every single wasp drawing I have done so far. A collage, if you will. Enjoy!

[lectorel]

Currently reading: Platform Decay

Murderbot continues to be the most deus-ee of deus ex machina the corporation rim has ever encountered, I love it.

You are a small-time militia trying to keep your small home sector safe from a bunch of armed assholes with guns that could put a hole through you in one shot. You've got a crowd of frightened civilians behind you, and a group of angry, armed mercenaries shouting demands in front of you.

Suddenly, a random security consultant literally appears behind you out of nowhere, saves your boss's life, identifies who the mercenaries are working for, borrows a gun and takes out one of the mercenary's guns in a single clean shot, saving an entire tram full of civilians. And then while you're all busy going after the weakness the security consultant identified in the mercenaries' weapons, they just as abruptly disappear.

Upper management takes one look at your report and says 'okay, fine, don't tell us what happened, but for fucks sake, come up with a better cover story.'

Your protestations that this was what actually happened fall of deaf ears.

[howverychaotic]

"I don't like it when humans die"

- Murderbot, who named itself

[mac-draws]

The dream team for playing grand theft flyer

[hermit-skrab]

Platform Decay timeline

1) Infiltrate space dock with Apprentice

2) Arrive in Space!Colorado 🗻 biome to rescue your humans #myhumans

3) Feed humans lunch at Space!Rainforest Cafe biome 🌳🌴

4) Steal go kart and drive directly into Space!Mad Max 🏎

5) Get pit maneuvered by frat bros (derogatory) in Kyle's mom's luxury RV

6) Steal Kyle's mom's luxury RV 🚐

7) Arrive in Gang War biome (also in space)

8) Rescue/steal additional humans from crack den #myhumans #adoptdontshop

9) Battle of Blair Mountain (short) (accidental)

10) Industrial Wasteland Roadtrip 🏭🏗

11) Meet up with wayward Apprentice/Slave revolt leader? #vivalarevolution ✊️

12) We heard you like distractions so we put a distraction in your distraction

13) Fuck him, we'll find you a better father, not me, gross

14) Arrive at getaway car driven by Eldritch Horror spouse 👹

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?

[yearofdoodles]

We're leaving the planet and you can't come 💖