man shaped

lover of hats - old man fanboy - I watch a lot of old movies - trans - bisexual - he/they - terminally horny

[vedurnan]

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[babyadrianbat]

Starting to think that jobs don't want me

[jeekoftheweek]

[meangirlnurse]

this is literally a stick and poke tattoo done by a stoned teenager who forgot what cats look like

[meangirlnurse]

😭

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[kinkyrius]

[boccher]

true power comes to those who wear the pencil skirt without tucking

[boccher]

TRUTH NUKE...

[sorcerermusic]

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[dickspooky]

Used a big word with the IT guy at work only for him to remote into my computer 30 seconds later and see that I had to google it first

[hikikomoricomplex]

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

[themainspoon]

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[dragon-in-a-fez]