"I am not a "who" I am a "what" "

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[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[felis-rach]

Guys listen I made this in a "haha let's throw together the two things that are in my mind" mood but the more I think about it the more I think it would be an insanely cool au actually

[shadowseductress]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[official-lucifers-child]

i am fucking s c r e a m i n g that audio is so much worse than i could have possibly guessed

[kasaneteto]

i played this and my cat started looking under the couch for the source of the noise

[gender-incinerator]

actually microlabels and xenogenders and weird pronouns are cool as fuck and anyone who says otherwise lacks whimsy in their life send post

[gingik]

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[lilu-the-horse]

when horses do the big doggie stretch and go allll the way down…

Yeag

[chestnut-horse]

can I add to this?

[lilu-the-horse]

absolutely you can

[horsefigureoftheday]

If I may add

And let's not forget about

[jdrider02]

April Fools request

Jack Frost go boom

4-24-2025

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[novelistparty]

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

[mtndewpitchblack]

[pinkpebblebee]

If they were to be listening to something, it would probably be "At the Door" by the Strokes.

[halondrus]

[veryluckyclovers]

[lawoftheclaw]

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"