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More Unhinged Henry Creel Headcanons

would laugh at you for liking stuffed animals but would secretly have a spider one or one of those plague doctor ones or something

reptile person (not like a reptilian lmao, like a cat or dog person), specifically snakes and maybe iguanas

has a really weird hype song

prefers being a little too cold vs a little too warm (nO! he likes it cold)

would think you’re a punk ass bitch for liking seltzer water then tries it and becomes obsessed

if you came out to him he’d be like “and? wasn’t it obvious?”

meditates

HATES toes

more of a necktie than a bow tie person

neat freak

favorite mediums would be either pen, graphite, or colored pencils

not affected by gore, has done the Run the Gauntlet challenge and won like at least three separate times

cheats at board games

makes up fake rules for chess like “oh oops! your queen had a torrid affair with one of my knights and your king found out and had her killed! damn, sucks for you i guess haha”

likes tea over coffee

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YOU GUYS LMAO I WAS PROVED RIGHT ON THE NECKWEAR THING also i am updating my ancient wip fanfic from COVID before volume 2 drops so stay tuned 👀 updates will be on @writing-about-blorbos

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I'm learning how to make GIFs. Creating a modest collection of Homelander getting head pets. >w>

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the one where he’s getting ridden is so good. he’s so pathetic i love him.

#the boys #the boys tv #the boys gifs #homelander #genuine pookie energy

homelanderbutbig

Homelander got the reader the greatest gift of all for Christmas.

This started out as something small and kinda spiralled out of control, lmfao.

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RAHHHH MERRY CHRISTMAS

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #homelander x reader #g/t #size difference

kragehund-est

i bleed red, i cum white, and i shit blue. is that not fucking good enough for you? liberal?

#i'm so sorry but #homelander #(in the comics compound v turns your shit blue btw so this is canon-accurate)#the boys #the boys tv

mychlapci

i am having missionary sex in a dark bedroom with that old man

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i have too many old man blorbos.., it’s one of the main circles in my venn diagram ™️

devious old men especially

i don’t want to fix them i want to make them WORSE

#homelander #doc ock #otto octavius #green goblin #norman osborn #mark hoffman #yes even you soldier boy #i’m sure i’m forgetting some #but you get the point

homielander

THE BOYS 4.02 | Life Among the Septics

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he’s not old he just evolved into a dilf 🥺 it’s ok pookie 😫💔

#homelander #gifset #the sad puppy look he gives the mirror genuinely does me in #why are they bullying my beautiful wife...#but what made me gif this was him smiling proudly to himself as he listens in on them praising ryan😭😭#c’mere baby i’ll kiss your smile lines and make ‘em even deeper #gatta touch those crows feet delicately with my finger tips!!! let me love every inch of you!!! withered and wrinkled and mine!!!!#i’m sorry i’ll be normal…….. someday #seth and evan ur nothing #reason 2 was his expression as he stares at his reflection im sorry but it gets me so badddd its so funny

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How do you read fanfic?

On my phone

On my computer

A secret third thing (leave in comments)

I don’t read fanfic

Voting ended onAug 15, 2024

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there’s something remarkably less shameful about the smaller screen of a phone imho

#ao3 #fanfic #fan fiction

You just KNOW that Sage would give this to Homelander so that he would stop fucking up her plans

And this man is dumb as rocks so you know it would also keep him occupied until like… the end of season 5

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #sister sage #sagelander #bless his heart #the boys season 4

freako-bandito

dude he looked so sad I can't even. bro is so out of his depth

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i’m so glad that those statues are likely replicas because holy sHIT bro would’ve just made an enemy of the whole art community otherwise

#i wanted to clean that room so fucking badly it was bothering me so much #is this like actual ocd lol #i understand i understand it’s supposed to be an outward manifestation of the ruins of his soul but #don’t throw your tantrum where you sleep goddamn #homelander #homelander’s apartment #the boys season 4 #the boys #the boys tv #bro was made to be a house husband #< prev tags #heavily considering dropping a fic on my side blog inspired by this set of images

MINOR SEASON 4 FINALE SPOILERS FOR THE BOYS

you guys CANNOT convince me that Sage and Homelander aren’t going to have the messiest, sloppiest, most dysfunctional relationship in Season 5. I feel like the end of the episode set up a really good introduction into them either being besties or having some kind of situationship. the fact that she literally was like “yeah i just did this for shits and giggles idk” really cemented it for me.

i really hope to see these two being evil little freaks together it’s what they deserve 💕😌

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #sister sage #sage #my thoughts #my prediction #the boys spoilers