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"In all timelines…” They/Them 27 Magicmaker & Storyteller {Icon by @deiastormborn} 🌸✨For my witchy friends: @broombythirteen✨

[poopoogoop]

“i asked chat gpt” yeah well i asked rachel dare and she started spewing green mist and she gave me some weird ass prophecy we have to hope won’t come true for another 50 years

[damnfine-dalecooper]

Actually I love that Tolkien decided to include Tom Bombadil. What an amazingly unhinged decision. Literally 5 minutes out of the Shire Merry & Pippin almost get eaten by a sentient evil willow tree but there's just Some Guy who's In Charge of the trees and tells it to let them out. He's older than elves and the river is his wife. Also he's immune to the ring, the thing that the preceding 120 pages and following 800 pages are entirely about and he literally never shows up again. Everyone's like "oh he's God" and Tolkien was like NO he's not God he's literally just a Guy and I don't know what he's doing there either he just wants to be. Incredible. No notes.

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[messier51]

my observation from 2 months of kittens

[despazito]

She's being weird again

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[gayweeddaddy69]

[myspace]

Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

[ruinedchildhood]

[mclennonyaoi]

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.

[junglejim4322]

[maelwife]

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[g0thnico]

[thememedaddy]

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[meerlichtz]

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

[meerlichtz]

Examples:

sir please stop eating plastic

sir do you really have to do this right now

sir *intense stare*

my good sir stop that right now

sir why are you just standing in the way

(warningly) sir...

please listen to me sir

(tiredly) sir please.

[ennairea]

Too many of us have worked retail.

Sir is very close to, you motherfucker.

[liquid-pie]

You motherfucker (polite)

[pleasegivemeablanket]

I use ma'am in the same way.

[yeesiine]

Did you get the love I sent you telepathically?

[sandersstudies]

Re: my last email

Sorry I’m actually an idiot disregard previous email

[sandersstudies]

This one is really bringing all email-senders together

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[proleposting]

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.