hey. my names eponine but call me w/e (unless you’re @monsieur-umbre)
if ur my dad, screw off. otherwise anyone’s welcome
@urchin-of-paris my dear little brother who hasn’t committed any crimes and should not be questioned for anything
additionally, the following friends who I seem to have been adopted by fallen in with
@unwanted-pylades my friend grantaire
@enjolmarx our “glorious leader”. honestly everything I know about him has been told to me (against my will.. and maybe by one specific person) but he seems cool ig? very passionate which is refreshing if a bit intimidating.
@bahorelofmonkeys my friend bahorel. he is quite friendly and far less intimidating than he looks
@holly-jolly-joly joly. far more intimidating than he looks. every time I entire a room looking bedraggled (read: every time I enter a room) he immediately drags me over to a couch, shoves tea into my hands, and fusses over me for like twenty minutes! if I try to escape he just looks so sad it’s terrible.
@bald-baller bossuet. seems to be close with joly, but is friendly, and hasn’t tried to shove me onto a couch yet
@ferre-play combeferre - I don’t know him very well, but he seems polite and clever. close with courfeyrac? I think?
@monsieur-sunshine courfeyrac - don’t know him very well either, but he seems very outgoing and extroverted. suspiciously energetic. close with combeferre? I think?
@soft-hearted-poet jehan. has a very cute cat, but quotes poetry far more than anyone should. seems sweet enough. saw talking to montparnasse… should probably warn them about him
@musichetta-lesmisrp very chill, I appreciate her. close with joly? but doesn’t care about my wellbeing so that’s very appreciated
@napoleons-n1-fan my old friend Marius.
@larkinthewood cosette. she seems fine.
@monsieur-umbre ..?? why the hell is montparnasse someone I need to tag? is anyone going to explain?? w/e. if you want to get into crime, go contact him.
@m-jeanmadeleine he seems to be doing charity work so… ig he’s cool. saw him talking to the police so I’m gonna avoid him until further notice. can’t have anyone reporting me.
@wolf-dog-javert a police officer?? why is he here?? why was he talking to charity work dude?? what kind of friends do my friends have?? actually they’re friends with me nvm.
@freeradicow a. a sentient cow. what. apparently not my brothers doing but I don’t buy it
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