This bitch empty

Not a minor

[creekfiend]

i think a lot of what drives defaulting to "guy" for me when making jokes is there simply are not words like "person" that are funny. guy is SO FUNNY. like sometimes "human" hits the same way but not often!!! guy invokes a slightly different connotation than the more technically gender neutral alternatives in jokes like "humans think everything is a guy." it doesn't feel accurate to say humans think everything is a person. we certainly do not think everything is humans. but we do think everything is a guy. and what is the distinction there? to me "guy" kind of implies a Type, as well as sort of indicating that someone is an Entity With Personhood Of Some Sort that may not necessarily line up with like... actual personhood. when I was a kid, I called my toys that were people or animals or otherwise things that could be ascribed a personality "guys," like "oh I have to go gather up my guys to take to my friend's house with me," and this still feels like the most appropriate word for this to me. that bag full of plastic lions and flocked woodland creature dolls and barbies and beanie babies is a bag full of Guys. my guys are in there. hashtagmyguys

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[sighinastorm]

Answer phone is a cantrip, sure.

EDIT: make a phone call? Well once again, see, that would be a spell slot.

[hypnolectric]

SO EVEN AAAAAHHHHH

[liyniia]

The "Breath of the Wild"ification of games nowadays (particularly first party Nintendo games) is legitimately one of the most frustrating trends in all of gaming imo No, I don't want my Metroid game to have shrines in a big wasteland with nothing in it to be more like BOTW. No, I don't want an open world Mario Kart if the actual track design is going to suffer because of it. And certainly no, I don't want games that would work fine if they were linear (or even just open zone instead) being open world for no particular reason. Legitimately it is hard to play any game that comes out these days because everything must be a giant open world with small mini challenges on the map because "Well Breath of the Wild did it! We can too!" No! Stop it! Genuinely please stop! I'm tired of every game being open world! Limitations on what the player can do or where they can go can be a good thing! I will take cohesive level design over massive worlds that have nothing to do in them!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bamboozle-me-this]

Me at the gov ball 2026 to see Stray Kids 🤍

It was really fun to see so many stays everywhere!!! Everyone was dressed so cute 🥰

Also, check out these fuck ass pink trees they had???

[bamboozle-me-this]

Video from my basic bitch spot in the crowd 😅

Not very exciting or close up but I’m really glad I got to go 🥹

[bamboozle-me-this]

Took my mom (65) with me to the Gov Ball to see Stray Kids.

She alternated between shouting “take your shirt off” and saying “that blond boy (Chan) looks like he’s melting. He looks like he’s dying. Someone should help him”

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[revcleo]

This is called a "superloo" and terfs are actively trying to steal this from you, in the UK they changed bathroom regulations to mean new buildings have to prioritise gendered toilets rather than build superloos.

This also upset a lot of architects and designers who like the superloos. They're also typically more like small rooms rather than having doors you can look under.

[autisticadvocacy]

If you live in Alaska, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Missouri, Montana, South Dakota, or Texas, we need you to take action to protect disability rights! ASAN’s plain language action alert explains what’s happening and how you can help. https://autisticadvocacy.org/2026/02/take-action-to-protect-disability-rights/

If you don’t live in these states, share this post with someone who does!

[americanelegy]

“abs or biceps?” in this generation a brain would be fabulous.

[strawberrychansora]

you’re totally right but i’m still choosing biceps

[prismatic-bell]

You know.

I feel like.

Something Tumblr has failed to understand in its quest to become solvent.

Is that user surveys would probably help in providing things people would actually pay for!

--I would pay up to $5 a month to be able to list my crochet for sale in-app. I post the photos and information and indicate it's a sales post, Tumblr provides the "buy here" link.

--I would pay $30 a year for ad-free, but not $70.

--I would pay $1/mo to have a second user icon, and while $1/mo isn't much, it adds up. Indeed, back in the LJ days it was really common to pay for extra icons for your RP accounts so your character could "make facial expressions."

--that $70/yr? I'd pay that if it included one free Blaze per month, no ads, and three user icons.

I would pay to help keep the lights on if they gave me something I felt was worth paying for. But they don't seem to understand that payment needs to have value added, and "we're doing weird coding stuff nobody wants" is not value added.

[byjove]

Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.

[ganondorf]

the amount of 20+ year olds on this tweet getting defensive over something that was taught in middle school

[weevilsdaily]

Hello Mr. Weevilsdaily, I don’t know if you take misc asks so feel free to ignore, but I was wondering if you have some specific favorite weevil species? I am planning on doing a drawing of lots of different weevils!! But I do not know which species to include. Your blog is a very nice source for finding cool species but I do not want to miss any very good weevils </3

Hello! Thank you for asking, my personal favourite is the giraffe weevil but I think if you are looking for cool species I should open this up to the people in the notes!

Drop below your personal favourite weevil!

[bamboozle-me-this]

My ABSOLUTE favorite I don’t know the name of I only have a picture 🥺

[bamboozle-me-this]

Cis people are weird about other cis peoples names too. I’ve seen lots of posts pointing to times where cis people are fine with another cis person’s chosen non-birth name. Which is true, especially about celebrities, but this is my experience with it at a personal level and. It is??? So baffling??.? (Not to say that the people making those posts are unaware, or that people in general are unaware. This is just my first time experiencing this on a cis to cis level)

So, at my parents church, there is an older lady with the name, let’s say, Alexandria Rose. Most people in the congregation have been calling her Alex, but at one point she told them that she’d prefer to be called Lexie. My mom tells me this, and that she (my mom) and one of her other church friends are struggling with remembering this and so they’re just going to call her Rose.

?????? Not??? What she asked???

I gently scolded my mom and told her that it was very inconsiderate to call her one thing when she’d clearly stated a preferred name. She did end up agreeing, and I started helping to remind her to use the right name. Which is good, but the way she was just so casually like…nah, I think the fuck not, that’s fine. ??? Wildin