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viralfrog

gaymerkittycat

#fav

infertilityidol

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

redstonedust

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

lesvegas

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

towerologia-sideblog

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

lesvegas

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

esereblog

[ID: a page/four panels from the manga The Way of the House Husband with the words in the panels changed. In the first panel is a young blond guy saying ”I’ve never used 4chan in my life.” The next two panels are of four middle aged/yakuza looking guys stare at the blond one with surprise. Then in the last panel the four guys are pushed back as if the blond’s statement has struck them.

The second image is the same as the first except the words has changed to “I’ve never hated rap in my life”. EID]

fluffysheeple

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

calebwittebane

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

cheaphalloweencostume

THE HELL YOU WILL!!!!!!!!

b0nkcreat

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

blumineck

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

carlisle-the-writer

Matt being the chronic receiver of red cards is so funny to me because like yes this sweet heart of a man is a menace on the court

yourenotgettingthisusername

castledock

Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.

betazoidpantsuit

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

kaiiaii-yapz

Thinking of Grace and Rocky getting so bored on the way to Erid and also them just being so sad they they can’t speak each others language, no matter how much they understand it’s just not physically possible. But maybe just maybe there’s some word in their respective languages that they can sort of say (not very well) but enough that someone would understand it. And they spend days going through everything thats sort of similar to the vocal range of the other.

POV Adrian when they finally get Erid. Your mate is back with this freaky alien that speaks in such a condensed range of tones and you understand nothing it says but it seems happy to be here and happy to meet you. And then in the middle of a ramble of incompressible sounds it says, in the strangest accent, “thermometer” and then goes back to utter nonsense.