Happy birthday Zayne!
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@bananascope360
Happy birthday Zayne!
god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem
a 3 in one huh
Never gonna lose the game
[ID: Rick Astley from the "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video, with the words "the game" spelled out in Impact font in a pattern that resembles loss.jpg. /end ID]
Fuck you
(Reblogs anyway)
I saw this last night and had to draw the next part! Also, I couldn’t decide MC’s hair, she she’s bald now
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Assassins
“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.
In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.
In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.
The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.
Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”
So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…
This is super useful to know!
and not just for writing!!
@katherine-rose
HOLY FUCK
HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE
I needed this
Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.
and suddenly my life just became much easier
I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better
Reblogging so I can use this info later
Fuck yeah, I got my evil certification!
Okay, I understand that thought process, but then that raises another question:
WHERE IS YOUR GOD?
Happy Birthday Rafayel!!
To our favorite fishy, I decided to make some art of my own, since MC can’t seem to make art herself, and I wanted to see how our boys would look in dresses! So for every birthday of theirs, I will draw them in a dress!
Let me know if you want to be tagged for the next one! I’ll do my best to remember!
Abolish Tesla.
Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.
If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.
The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.
Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.
Hello leftist communities of Seattle, Bellingham, Everett, and other Washington cities: please take a moment to consider attending our tentative “funeral for America” protest in Bellingham WA, this July 4th:
So, me and my friend, as well as most of my friend group, have been really depressed lately over the state of our country, and what started as a little joke between us through text, has quickly developed into an actual plan for a protest! We had been talking about the 4th of July this year, and how we aren't going to celebrate it due to how perverted it's message has been made by the election of trump and his administrations plans for America, and she jokingly suggested we wear all black that day to make a statement. We laughed and joked about what a spectacle that would be for a bit, and then it hit us. It WOULD be a spectacle... a spectacle that could actually make a very poignant statement if it were to be executed in reality, perhaps in the form of something like a protest! We discussed how we could all write eulogies about the United States and why we mourn it, and we could hold a Victorian-esque funeral precession, dramatics and all, somewhere in Bellingham where people could observe and spectate on it, to protest the bastardization of the country and our constitution! We would be effectively holding a funeral for patriotism, making a point of its failure in the face of its perversion! So, after an hour of talking back and forth, we have made tentative plans to hold an actual, genuine protest somewhere downtown in Bellingham on July 4th as an act of defiance and protest towards the Trump administration and the collapse of our government, in which we would gather friends, family, and other willing participants, and we would dress up in all black and find a spot to hold: "a funeral for America". They have begun reaching out to the local trans community they’re a part of, I've been contacting city officials to see what our local protest laws are, and we've officially begun structuring our plans to organize and hopefully execute this protest come Independence Day! We would be honored to recruit attendants, like minded members of the community, someone who also wants to see our country improved and saved from the throes of fascism, attend with us and act as a liaison and a voice for our protestors! I was wondering, if we’re free come the 4th, and willing to skip local parades and celebrations and instead contribute to making a statement to help out country and our vulnerable communities, if you'd consider attending with us? This isn't finalized yet, and is still in its infancy of planning, but I do think that if me and my friend do manage to organize this, it could be a real statement and could contribute to inspiring real change and consideration! Thanks for listening, I'll keep you all up to date :)
It’s me, I’m the friend :)
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
This is the most important thing you can do actually. Things like this only fuels my desire to get into public defense. <3
new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK SCARY
where the fuck am i
Happy Scary Christmas everyone!
yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
this is really good
Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community
The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation
reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual
A fun conversation I had with my pal @bananascope360 during the start of the Thanksgiving rush
And then someone got Mariah Carey’d at work…