Limpy

Jas. 26. Swede. She/her. Plently of animal videos coupled with various and shifting fandoms. Currently: Taemin, OnlyOneOf

[the-bluespirit]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE | 2023 Oscar Wins

[needsmoreresearch]

i’d better be seeing cousin oskaar on my dash this morning

[needsmoreresearch]

do everything my goddamn self around here

[anistonjen]

DERRY GIRLS 2.03 - “The Concert”

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[idratherhavefreedom]

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hawkeyedflame]

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

[hst3000]

A gift for your fiancee

[hawkeyedflame]

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[f-identity]

[Image description:

Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

/end image description]

[bimbogollum]

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

[kiralamouse]

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

[warmer-gaze]

im just going to leave this here

[thorny--on--main]

those fucking SHOESSSSS

[gnetophyte]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES

[deadpanwalking]

[notallmensheviks]

did classical athens do something problematic

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I so desperately wish I could physically stop you fucking people from using the internet.

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

That said, has the answer to the question “did classical Athens do something problematic” ever, in all its history and all subsequent discussion, been “no?”

[amysnotdeadyet]

Not to me. Not if it’s classical Athens.

[dagenssvenska]

(Källa)

[dagenssvenska]

Beautiful tag

[imsorryimlate]

[credit]

[trinkettes]

Denna var tvungen att göras

[ray-marisha]

✦ PRIDE MONTH CELEBRATION WEEK ✦ day 6: favorite scene/quote The Handmaiden (2016)

[shmreduplication]

lil word game I’ve been having fun with during the pandemic: putting “and/or” between words that only have “and” between them

lo and/or behold

cease and/or desist

trials and/or tribulations

fun and/or profit

[shmreduplication]

this is especially fun with titles

war and/or peace

pride and/or prejudice

fast and/or furious

charlie and/or the chocolate factory

[animatedamerican]

“Wait a minute … this sounds like rock and/or roll!” - Rev. Lovejoy, The Simpsons

[hypokeimena]

#carmen et/vel amor (via @kallistoi)

[ryannorth]

Hmm yes hello

[wickedpact]

The Shoulder Touch™

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

This is one of those times where I laughed not by forcing air through my respiratory system but by violently slapping my thighs

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Okay, against the best wishes of my mental health, I've decided to start playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel.

It was an okay opening. I played a variation of the london system opening which tends to lead to slow yet interesting positional games.

But then the computer sent a knight back in time, and a few moves later, I realised I could send my own knight back in time to get an enemy bishop.

And that was when chaos ensued.

At first I could keep track of the game ok and felt like I was understanding the rules. But then, some timelines started breaking off the present and staying in the past, becoming unplayable.

I thought this meant I had lost some pieces, especially when two of my queens got stuck in the past.

But then, I somehow managed to reset the whole thing back to the past and then the game picked up some timelines that had gotten broken off, leaving most of the other dimensions in the future.

I got excited as this meant I got back my two queens which were previously stuck in the past.

But a few moves and timelines later, the game seemingly crashed and has been looking for legal turns for the past 20 minutes.

All in all, I genuinely love this game. As a STEM major and chess enthusiast, I feel like 5D chess is awakening the mad scientist in me. I'm looking forward to playing this game loads in order to reach my final form in this timeline and in all others.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

this post has the energy of a scientist who just blew something up in a way they hadn't expected and is now excitedly taking notes

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Update: I created a game that was so complex and full of timeline crossovers that it crashed my computer.

Not to sound insane but this game brings me so much joy

[autumngracy]

Op I am happy for you but also slightly terrified of/for you

[sightkeeper]

I want them to play at being ridiculously bumbling spies again while trying to solve this mystery being all clever and stepping over each other but then just bickering and forgetting they’re supposed to be doing altogether in lieu and somehow solving it by accident and only then going “oh yeah, right” LET THERE BE HIJINKS