Wizard Posting

She/Her

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[bartangulontheturquoise]

modern apprentices have no tact. all they do is charge they spell, eat red mana, and cast modify memory. shameful practice.

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[tatzelwurming]

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[wizardavid]

My nickname in wizard school

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[queenofskys5]

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

[evilwizard]

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

[captaindibbzy]

You are a wizard and you witness a murder through your orb, happening in real time, in a private location you would not have physical access to.

Is your evidence admissible in court?

It is the same as witnessing through a window and would be admissible.

Come back with a warrant. It is a breach of privacy and would not be admissible.

Voting ended onJun 19, 2024

[bartangulontheturquoise]

you know ableism among purveyors of the arcane arts is a rather important subject that I nary see my fellow wizards cover. for example, what of the fact that much of basic magic requires you see things to cast? should the blind not sling fireballs at ne’er-do-wells, simply because they are blind?

and DONT bring up the “magic can restore one’s sight Bartangulon! there’s no need for such frivolity!” because A. not every budding mage has access to another more powerful mage and B. not every blind (or otherwise disabled) person/creature wants to not be, and it should not be thought that they all would.

[json-derulo]

“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[dorothylarouge]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[evilwizard]

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

[evilwizard]

it’s that bad out there huh

[pomegranateteeth]

We saw you from across the bar and just wanted to say that we love your dark looming aura that saps the light from all it touches

[circusheart]

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️