Barto Club Henchman B

One Piece has consumed my life and I am perfectly ok with it. I will make myself worthy to stand beside his Luffyness

[bartohenchmanb]

With the latest chapter revealing a whole new character, I’ve seen people begin to speculate again about the existence of a rain based devil fruit, and I swear for the life of me I don’t know why this idea is so popular.

Why would there be a water based devil fruit when water makes a devil fruit user weak??????

[bartohenchmanb]

You ever notice how people will argue in favor of tip culture, or promote charity over social safety nets are the same people who are quick to judge you for being “too generous” when you tip?

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

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Sanji's faces in my style

[bartohenchmanb]

Your style suits him. He looks adorable.

Also your line work and detail are exquisite. It’s absolutely stunning.

[bartohenchmanb]

Admittedly I’m an anime only person, but I waned to see spoilers for God Valley, so I am very aware of Garp’s conversation with Roger and his statement that he has to protect the Marines.

And yes, I love Garp, I don’t see him as evil, I see a man doing the best he can in a corrupt world, but the thing that gets me about his statement, especially considering what just happened prior to that. And I can’t help but think when he says he wants to protect the Marines, that he’s talking about protecting them from becoming THIS evil.

If he were to leave the Marines and let the five elders and Imu have their way, then the marines would turn out to be just another group of scumbags like the celestial dragons with no consideration to protecting people.

[thatoneviola]

"I'm so excited to finish Oden's backstory and finally get back to the present and start Wano Act 3!"

I said with joys.

...

I was then shot 57 times.

[bartohenchmanb]

Every time I see that stupid face now, I yell out “FUCK YOU KANJURO!” Simultaneously the worst and best villain reveal ever.

[bartohenchmanb]

Something something, the Monkey family all carry a pillar of freedom in their own way.

Garp: protection

Dragon: revolution

Luffy: liberation.

They all have different purposes serving different masters (using that term loosely), but it’s all in purpose to the same outcome. Freedom.

[ayeforscotland]

Ireland is coming to the end of a three year pilot of Basic Income for Artists.

2000 artists received €325 a week for three years, and every euro paid to participants resulted in society receiving €1.39 in return.

Artists’ earnings from their art increased, there were more cultural activities and events and there were, unsurprisingly, huge leaps in participants’ psychological wellbeing.

[bartohenchmanb]

It’s like Ireland WANTS me to move there.

[bartohenchmanb]

It’s been twelve years now and I am still so fucking bitter about the fact that my father decided to have his fatal heart attack two days before my goddamn birthday.

[bartohenchmanb]

Zack Snyder is the M Night Shyamalan of action movies.

It needs to be said, the man had like two good movies and everything since has been an ever worsening letdown, but we keep on pretending that he’s still a good director. And maybe he is, but he is a terrible story teller and should never be allowed to come up with a script or story concept again.

[bartohenchmanb]

My bank account is nearly $600 in the red, I don’t get paid until Friday and I’m going to end up accruing more fucking overdraft payments so I’m not going to end up having a paycheck.

Anyone have any ideas how to get my bank account up to zero??

Also fuck overdraft fees

[bartohenchmanb]

Like many people; I get caught up in those Reddit AI stories that keep popping up on my YouTube and TikTok. And I fucking hate them.

All of the stories are written like Reddit posts, which confuses people to think that the story is real, or even if it’s fake, that it’s a common experience. And it’s just fucking not.

Those fucking stories are just as much right wing conservative propaganda as anyone in the manosphere, but I never see any comment acknowledging that. Just comment after comment going “this is way too common,” “this sadly happens way too often.” Except it doesn’t.

I can’t tell you how many stories I saw where some horrible woman makes false allegations against a man and everyone cuts him out of their life immediately without ever even hearing his side of the story. Him losing everything and being forced to start anew only to find out years later that everyone now knows she lied because she came forward and admitted it so he can be vindicated. Or the incredibly smart and clearly deserving sibling being completely ignored and abandoned by their family only to leave at 18 and turn it into a success story.

These supposed underdog stories that are supposed to be about bad people finally getting what they deserve, but done so in a way that is just a lie conservatives tell themselves to feel better.

For one, as we all know, this absolutely absurd idea that women lie about being assaulted all the time. With how many stories that come out about this, it’s no wonder men think women are conniving assholes. But that isn’t how real life works. Most people don’t just go no contact with a guy when he’s accused of a violent crime. Sometimes we WISH he ostracized, but he seldom is. And a single complaint about sexual harassment would NOT result in termination without an investigation.

Every one of these stories exist in a world that doesn’t exist anywhere outside of a conservative’s imagination. People can totally pull themselves up with no help by themselves and be successful if they just work really hard at it, but parents instead put all their love and attention making their kids little snowflakes who get everything handed to them and if you recognize how wrong that is, then YOU’RE the problem, and that’s why your family doesn’t want to talk to you. Because you’re right and they’re too selfish to accept that. Justice will prevail, the police will carried out justice to the very letter of the law when you have been wronged, because they’re the good guys, who care. They’ll totally arrest a person for assault for cutting your hair without your permission instead of telling you to fuck off and not waste their time.

Most people understand these stories are fake, and fucking terribly written and plotted, but we also need to acknowledge how insidious they are as well.

[bartohenchmanb]

Page One seems to be the most abused and disrespected member of the Tobi Roppo, which of course means he’s my favorite little blorbo who I want to protect at all costs.

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Water is Thicker Than Blood Chapter 80

Good job Ace and Luffy. You did good work uwu

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I didnt have shit to do yesterday so i pumped this entire thing out Hallelujah. Worked on it way too late cuz i have shit to do today but. C'est la vie.

[bartohenchmanb]

Sabo’s face scares me.

[emoclone]

"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

[bartohenchmanb]

Can this be made into an automatic response to the million texts from the Democratic Party begging me for money??

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[bartohenchmanb]

Share your secrets! What is your process? Is there a specific dirt or fertilizer you use? How much human involvement is needed?

You are most definitely not the problem, you are a wood nymph who makes plants grow to amazing sizes and I want to learn from you

[crackinwise]

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

[bartohenchmanb]

Personally I’ve always been a big fan of filibustering EVERYTHING. Every bill republicans put forth, including post office name changes, filibuster.