being held captive in the introspection dungeon

she/they/he | 19 | suffering from fandom whiplash

[rotisseries]

[greelin]

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

[basement-envy]

give me joost ALL I WANT IS JOOST

[lixiesbabyhands]

love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Do you say y’all?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I started saying it ironically but now I just say it gayly

If you do say y’all, is it in a southern, gay, or other way?

[uwillneverknowwho]

They find each other so fucking funny I'm gonna be sick

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ronan lynch with knuckle tats that say ADAM (professionally done on his left hand bc that’s the one adam always holds) and BLUE (shitty stick and poke on his right hand bc he and blue got ridiculously drunk one time and thought it would be funny)

[ravensanddreams]

incredibly important addition

[basement-envy]

for anyone who wants an adam noah or ronan pp:

bonus gansey and blue:

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

[luulapants]

Hope this helps!

[thebreakfastgenie]

who made this post

[marlinspirkhall]

Another hit post from God themself

[lezbianz]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[basement-envy]

I’d like to take a minute and thank Bulgaria for this masterpiece

who the fuck are these bitches

[basement-envy]

ok wait i’ve had time to think

[misspiggyilya]

no but literally trying to describe the premise of the raven cycle to people is so embarrassing it’s like. It’s YA fearuring high schoolers (red flag) who are private school boys (red flag) and one girl (BIGGER red flag that says “bechdel test? unlikely”) who’s kinda quirky (“not like other girls” red flag) who’s not psychic but she wants to be and she’s supposed to kiss and/or kill one of the guys (apparent heterosexuality red flag) who wears sperries and khakis (BIGGEST RED FLAG) and also all the guys are kinda in love with each other but not always explicitly (queerbaiting red flag) and there’s a quest to find this dead welsh guy and a lot of magic that’s also a metaphor (pretentious red flag) & a lot of homoerotic descriptions of cars. anyway it’s my favorite series and -

[bonesblubs]

Some kings of ravens!!!

[gaygollum]

🐝💖 virginia 🗺️🌲 17 😜👞searching for a dead welsh king 👑☠️✨

[aaronstveit]

the raven cycle is hilarious because blue and gansey are living in a coming of age romcom and adam and ronan are living in a supernatural horror film and then when they all hang out it immediately turns into an 80s treasure hunting brotherhood flick. and then they go their separate ways and adam and ronan immediately start battling the horrors again while blue and gansey eat yogurt

[mayhaps-to-dream]

"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

[strawberryswitchblader]

adam was like that waitress looks nice and ronan was like NO how DARE you we pushed eachother on a moving dolly we are SOULMATES let me pick off your scabs and noah was like UMMM my boyfriend beat me to death with a skateboard and gansey was like heh…… dont worry i got this. and then he didnt got this. who is doing it like them