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me writin' blog

[beguilingcorpse]

do you think we’re coworkers in every universe

[beguilingcorpse]

[human-pet-they]

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

[mumblesplash]

like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

[valtsv]

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

[valtsv]

"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[riverlarking]

this is r/thekinks

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[omegaversereloaded]

unfortunately i have fallen in love with a song that's 1 minute and 16 seconds long

[shipoffoos]

I fell in love with a 5'3 guy

[omegaversereloaded]

you better treat his little ass right 🫵🏾

[geslotencirkel]

im his enemy . his arch nemesis. his wicked rabbit

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[kosmogrl]

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

[girlmostlikely]

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

[mgs5]

[steelycunt]

when the bdsm etiquette is bad and the kink is under-negotiated and the communication is poor and the bad behaviour isn’t justified and the trauma isn’t unpacked and the identities aren’t defined in tumblrspeak and the dialogue isn’t therapised and the bodies don’t have sixpacks and the teeth aren’t straight and the faces have acne and the scalps have dandruff and the outfits aren’t from pinterest and the homophobia is period-typical and the slang isn’t americanised and the sex isn’t satisfying and the happy ending isn’t married w/kids

[crownleys]

is anyone else just like, having A Time of it lately

[hotvampireadjacent]