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celline // 21 fallout new vegas is the best fallout

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[boasamishipper]

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[kaijuno]

“This strain of weed has a fruity smell” “this strain smells like roses” my brother in Christ it smells like weed

[afloweroutofstone]

>become the largest shareholder of a public company

>notice you’re only the 8th most popular person on the platform

>say that the company is dying

Critical support for Musk as he destroys Twitter

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[sexhaver]

thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now

[emil]

[tedlyanderson]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[postnuclearophelia]

if im ever terminally online it’s because im avoiding a blank word document like the plague

[throwupgirl]

i hope this site never gets deleted

[ilovecats4ever]

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Boob staring is an ADHD thing and brother, I'm about to start hyperfocusing

[whiskerwheat]

[sioltach]

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

[afloweroutofstone]

[maudit-innocent]

[ok-dingo]

"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is

[notarobot1006]

Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.