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Dear Dean Series Masterlist

Pairing: Dean Winchester x OFC (Jamie Blum)

Summary: After taking Saint Lo, by sheer dumb luck, Lieutenant Dean Winchester from the 29th Infantry Division, Baker Company, received a truckload of replacements for his platoon that was falling apart. Little did he know, that one recruit would change his life forever.

Warnings: Angst, fluff, smut, doubts, loss of hope, heart break, love, war, gore, it actually has everything so I don’t know how to warn properly.

All Chapters have been beta’d and edited by the lovely @themoonandotherslikeit <3

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4

Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8

Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12

Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - Chapter 15 - Chapter 16

[smol-and-grumpy]

I really think y’all should read this.

Epilogue (1) is coming real soon!

[ladybug-writes-spn]

Everyone. Must. Read. This. NoW

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

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all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

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and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

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oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles | VanCon 2014

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The X-Files rewatch >> Tunguska (4.8)

[sculderand-mully]

ask me about my niche meme page

[stonenumberone]

Dean Winchester + 🩸🩸🩸

[bisexualfbiagents]

Alex Krycek? Yeah, nice guy. Killed my father. You wouldn't happen to know where he is, do you?

THE X FILES GIF MEME [1/8] CHARACTERS Nicholas Lea as Alex Krycek

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"Marita, your dog is at the office please come pick him up."

[swiftzeldas]

The X-Files 4.08: Tunguska

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guys, alex krycek is the Most Character of All Time

he's a bright young fbi agent. just kidding, he's secretly working for the shadow government syndicate. the syndicate hates him. so does everyone else. he killed mulder's father. he's a great assassin. he and his accomplice killed scully's sister on accident. he's a terrible assassin. he survived a car bombing. the bomb was put in the car to kill him specifically bc he's so bad at his job. he cannot have a single interaction with mulder that is not intensely homoerotic. mulder once beat the shit out of him in a chinese airport and then the wife of a french diver gave him the black oil virus in the bathroom. like that's not even a euphemism for anything, that's literally what happens. he's working for the syndicate again. he purges the black oil violently from his face and then gets abandoned behind a door underground. he is no longer working for the syndicate. he once beat the shit out of skinner in a stairwell. in retaliation, skinner later shirtlessly beats the shit out of him and handcuffs him to his balcony where he almost dies. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. his parents were cold war immigrants and he's fluent in russian. we only learn this right before mulder is going to abandon him handcuffed to a car to go to russia. he and mulder go to russia. bad things are happening, but they're in it together. just kidding, krycek is working for the russian government. just kidding, now he is being held prone on the ground while people saw his left arm off. now he has a prosthetic arm. he's working for the russian government. he and marita are enemies. he and marita are fucking. it's probable that krycek doesn't know how to have relationships that aren't both erotic and filled with hate. he's on mulder's team now, he even kissed him about it. just kidding, he's working for the syndicate again. he has a remote that controls nanobots(???) inside skinner's body, allowing him to harm and/or kill him at will. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. it's all going to hell and the only person he's going to save is himself. he helps get nearly the entire syndicate slaughtered. he throws cigarette smoking man down a flight of stairs to his death. he's a great assassin. he can save mulder's life. he's not going to save mulder's life. scully's child cannot be born. he will help them get her somewhere safe so the child can be born. he's going to take mulder's life. skinner takes his life instead. now he's a ghost. his ghost is on mulder's side. the cigarette smoking man outlives him. he's a terrible assassin

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[kidhoof]

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[thesaltofcarthage]

no matter what you’re anticipating, it will not be what you think it will be.

[aniseandspearmint]

Me: a little goat? Why would a little goat be surpi- oh. OH. Yeah okay i wasn’t expecting that.

[atlinmerrick]

NO YOU’RE NOT PREPARED.

[manny-jacinto]

legend 🙌