Peter Solarz
KIROKAZE
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JBB: An Artblog!
taylor price
AnasAbdin
pixel skylines
⁂
DEAR READER
will byers stan first human second
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
Discoholic 🪩
NASA
d e v o n
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Iran
seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Netherlands
seen from T1
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from Poland
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
@beckonedboneboobs
Greetings traveller!
Welcome to my humble blog. I've got hornyposts and... that's about it barring the occasional meme, all for the cost of some attention
Oh? You want to know more about me? I'm only Emi, computer wizard, conqueror of (Minecraft) worlds, devourer of books.
Tell you what, adventurer, should you feel the need or want to write to me about anything. I think you'll find a reply coming your way rather quickly. Especially if it's horny...
everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers
making a collection
Wait I have more
My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”
Source
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
.
whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
Tags are in.
Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again
[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]
I'm a fucking idiot
Did your best buddy it's ok
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
World Heritage Post
never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!
how did a crow get a tumblr
with his fuckin email and a password how’d u get here
World Heritage Post
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
World Heritage Post
"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck
sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes
sure he’s well versed in
leftist theory but does
he do the dishes
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
dialectics
Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.
This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."
Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?
At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.
No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.
"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.
I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.
This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).
It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.
Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys
Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!
Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.
(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )
love whenever this makes the rounds. things have changed a lot since this was made
love whenever this
makes the rounds. things have changed a
lot since this was made
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
