Blog est 2012

Nicole she/her. 29. I'm honestly too old to be online as much as I am, but here we are!

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[thebelchers]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[alivehouse]

petplay but i tie you to a sled and make you transport diphtheria antitoxin across the freezing cold alaskan landscape and we dont have sex at all

[dogpuppy]

[chronically-a-bacteriophage]

@particleprognosticator

[ladytengen]

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[prettycolors]

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[vikingofficial]

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

[yellow-cat]

its gonna be ok you dumb piece of shit

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[aftertheacidrain]

fuck i love not being a mother

[judblanc]

[pulsingvoid]