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clare | shitposts

[gothgfs]

by popular demand this one also includes nicholas braun saying gay rights while cutting potatoes

[confines]

Succession (2018) | The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

[hellygf]

I want what they have

[exigencelost]

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

[hugintheraven]

5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

[justiceamberheard]

The Assassination of Amber Heard

“If you were being strangled, would you or would you not try to save your life any way you could?”

[7wise]

[c3po]

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

[coughloop]

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

[shittymoviedetails]

[jestergal]

BREAKING: All Marvel Movies On Indefinite Hiatus Since Dave’s Mom Accidentally Tore A Hole In The Green Bedsheet We Use For 100% Of Shots While She Was Washing It

[jestergal]

Oh fuck I forgot superhero movie fans still use this site. Well, I’ve had a good run everyone

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[harry-my-delicate-flower]

That’s where this guy comes in:

[desinteresse]

No he don’t!!!!!

[lovestereo]

Visit Original Link

[goldcrescent]

[woolieshubris]

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A SONG ATTACHED TO THIS MEME N I WAS LIKE “lol ok it can’t b that bad. It’s prob just some generic sounding pop and people were mad about it being generic…” *Song starts playing after loading for 5 seconds*

HOOOOLLLLYYYY FUCK

[renjunfocus-deactivated20221115]

Went thru the tags here are some faves:

[alliluyevas]

i cant stop thinking about this

[ladybirdwithoutdots]

I wouldn’t say ‘When Harry Met Sally’ is my favorite movie in the world, but it pinpointed something that everyone connects to: the I-didn’t-know-I-was-in-love-with-my-best-friend thing. That obviously comes from Emma. Jane Austen pinpointed it in the Emma-Mr. Knightley relationship. It’s been used successfully as a thematic problem in two people’s lives in a lot of stories, and that’s really a testament to Jane Austen’s observation of the romantic human condition. /… / I think everyone has had that best friend where you just argue, you do everything together, and years go by and you wonder if you should have kissed that person. And I think that’s why ‘When Harry Met Sally’ exists, because of Knightley and Emma—and ‘Reality Bites’ with Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke. That’s a totally Mr. Knightley/Emma relationship. /… / The movie is very much supposed to play into everyone’s memory of that best friend that maybe they should have kissed. — Autumn De Wilde

Anya Taylor Joy & Johnny Flynn | EMMA. (2020)

[finalgrrrl]

sometimes tiktok is good actually

[finalgrrrl]

another take from tiktok i like <33

[fagsromana]

[robloxmilf]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road