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shark vs the universe
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
Kaledo Art
styofa doing anything
#extradirty
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tannertan36
if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@bees-bees-bees-bees-bees
TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.
via reddit.com
we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation
yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born
They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic
I haven’t stopped laughing at this
hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…
i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷♀️
They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.
Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark
well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry.
Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:
1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”
2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.
So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying.
thank you for that, @hug-your-face
If a woman has
STARCH MASKS
O N H E R B O D Y
does that mean
she has been pGReNant bef o r e?
DANGEROPS
Pranget sex?
Will it hurt baby top of his head????
Can uu get,,,
𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮
38+2 weeks
PREGANANANT
can uu go down a
20 foot waterslide
while uu are
PEGNAT?
For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing
this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times
This is genuinely an internet classic
“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.
I present an alternative idea
[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-
it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit
My coworker saw my Bible Beater and fell in love, so I made him one for his birthday coming up.
Went with only 13 nails this time, one each for Christ and his disciples.
And to ensure it has a sinful origin...the Bible may or may not have been stolen. Cough cough.
This AI knows what’s up
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Matveev Nikolay
Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????
important edition
They put more effort into banning queer books in schools than protecting nine-year-olds from being shot in the face two days before summer vacation. idk man, I'm just so tired.
Kinda fucked up how the accommodations process is just "man I hope these strangers decide that my disability is disabling enough"
i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
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