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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@beetle-elvis
Group B Battle
duck-offical vs official--eve
duck-offical
official--eve
Hey is anyone gonna talk about @duck-offical vs @official--eve?
We've got three hours so I'm probably going to lose but any last minute voters want to help me out here?
WOAH MAMA VOTE EVE
God willing they will not convict me for parthenogenesis out of wedlock
Beth are you a lizard?
maybe there are other Bethanys out there who are lizards
No fucking way
what? did something cool happen? is there a beetle? or a human? or a smaller lizard?
Woah Mama did someone say beetle
New Beatles Ranking List:
1. Wendy Carlos
2. Yoko Ono
3. Ringo Starr
4. George Harrison
5. Linda McCartney
6. John Lennon
7. @paul-mccartney-real THAT'S RIGHT, PAUL MCCARTNEY, YOU'RE DEAD LAST!!!!!
woah mama, why is @beetle-elvis not first.
Woah Mama this is an outrage!!!
Boss makes a dollar, we make a dime, that’s why we organize on company time, hummina hummina
Woah Mama hell yeah
Have you ever eaten a bug
Woah mama yes
It was in a one of those sucker that has crickets
Woah Mama the bugs will get their revenge
Woah mama that cricket was killing beetles
Woah Mama you were the revenge all along *hip thrust*
Have you ever eaten a bug
Woah mama yes
It was in a one of those sucker that has crickets
Woah Mama the bugs will get their revenge
woah mama nice drink they mind if I—*falls in and accidentally drowns*
Woah Mama I've been there
Woah mama is there an aro Elvis?
glub glub 🐟
Woah Mama I'm an aroace beetle if that's what you're looking for *hip thrust*
Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.
I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Have a look around
Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found
There are hundreds of Elvii
Some better, some worse
Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis
Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test
Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest
Welcome to the Elvisverse
What would you prefer:
You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis
Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley
Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors
Be funny @clown-elvis
Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis
We got more Elvises with whom to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis
Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell
We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley
And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!
Hold on to your socks
There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis
They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley
They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis
Please be advised
There are still so many more
See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley
In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock
There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals
There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official
Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley
Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley
choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2
Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure
They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official
They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather
No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis
But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical
Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official
Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley
Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator
Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker
Could I interest you in Elvises
All of the time?
Lots and lots of Elvises
All of the time
Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis
And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley
Elvii in the Elvisverse
All of the time
Woah Mama I do crawl on the floor!
🪲 look it's me!
I am Vengeance
I am Death
I am...
Beetle Elvis
Human Pope Francis is dead?!? Woah mama Beetle Pope Francis is still alive
Woah Mama! I'm Beetle Elvis *strikes a pose*
Woah mama! Beetle Elvis!
I must ask, how often do you have to avoid other Evlii, seeing how the Elvii species are prey animals and can only feast on small stuff, with their primary food source being lizards and beetles
Woah Mama what the other Elvii don't know is that I'm no prey animal. Some of the others may eat beetles and lizards but I, Beetle Elvis, eat humans and lizards. I have yet to run into any of the other Elvii during my travel back to Vegas but if I do I won't avoid them, they should avoid me.
Woah Mama it sure is taking a long time to get back to Vegas! I wish beetles had airplanes hummina hummina hummina
Woah mothma don't beetles have wings too
We do but I'm just a bug and it's a real long distance hummina hummina hummina I need breaks
Woah Mama it sure is taking a long time to get back to Vegas! I wish beetles had airplanes hummina hummina hummina
I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.
Mr. Sinatra, you and I should join forces in the War on Elvis!
THE COMMUNIST PSYOP THAT IS THE ELVISVERSE SHALL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL BY THE MIGHT OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!!!
I fully agree Mr Nixon, the only way we can survive this apocalypse of horrible music is if we and the good people who believe in TRUE music join forces, with the power of the United States military and true music we may stand a chance.
Woah mama I’m worried about the war on elvii, should we throw a massive concert as protest? Uh-huh uh-huh
Can i work concessions? Being on stage gives me anxiety, humina humina
@elvis-compressedly @elvis-hell @emo-presley @goth-elvis @muppet-elvis @pelvis-presley @gelvis-presley @catgirl-presley @beetle-elvis @elvis-official @mcelvisatthepentagon @jailhouse-md-rock @nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis @transfem-elvis @italian-elvis-official @catboy-presley @frelvis-durstley @jeselvis-christ @elviritch-horrors @penguin-presley @shelvis-presley @elvispurrsley @lizard-elvis-official @mii-elvis @miku
Sorry if I missed anyone, any and all elvi welcome in the band 🤗
Woah Mama, hell yeah, let's rock 'n roll *strikes a pose* just be careful not to step on me
Woah Mama I'm starting to worry about @elvis-resercher-official hummina hummina hummina
You okay buddy?
