Hi, Its Ben

Electrical engineering grad student and epic gamer perpetually on my bullshit and showing no sign of stopping.

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[goldenphantasmagoria]

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

[impossiblepackage]

hang on I have to google something

[impossiblepackage]

oh you sick fuck

[txttletale]

every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

[txttletale]

some bands require nuance however. while it would be wonderful to have a lizard wizard in my house my doors are never open to royalty so i do not want to see king gizzard. similarly i would love to have a few gecs in my home maybe a dozen. but 100 is just too many

[txttletale]

they might be giants? well. i have to say 'no' just in case they are. bc there wouldn't be enough room. maybe this wouldn't have been a problem if they were more clear about their giant status :|

[everythingfox]

What generation of Pokémon is this?

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[mikufanclub]

whenevr i draw a fish maid usually the reference pic is some middle aged white guy. im forcemaiding them

[theoffkeydiva]

A few months ago I saw a post about celebrating your 10,000 day, so I looked up when mine was and promptly noted it in my calendar and moved on.

But then the day came around, and I said, Fuck It, you only turn 10,000 days old once. So I went to the store, made myself a cake, and brought it to our friend groups regular bar night.

I'm really glad I did because if I hadn't it would have been just other day, but this way, I have a fun memory to look back on. Please celebrate every day, but give special consideration to celebrating your 10,000th.

[benthemurph]

Queueing this for my 10,000th day on 9/11

[pusheen]

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[randomalistic]

Rare occasion where twitter elevates something beautiful

[gravityjunior]

Smh you guys can't just leave out this amazing addition that op made

[hotvampireadjacent]

[xekstrin]

[honorthegods]

From Greek Myth Comix: Riva Weinstein’s “Iliad Book 2: the Catalogue of Ships”

[agentlove]

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting