NutsNDoltsNutsNDoltsNutsNDo

Lancaster good too though.

[razorblade180]

Escape Plan

Hound:*roaming*

Dialyn:*behind a trash can*…. I am going to sprint away.

Sunna:Please don’t leave m-

Dialyn:Shhh. You are going to haul ass to the port and pay the ferryman. It’s imperative you do not scream. That’s my job If I’m not back in three minutes, leave. Okay?

Sunna:*nods*

Dialyn:Good girl. *inhales*….. AAAAAHHHHH!

She throws a can and immediately starts sprinting as death chases her down like a rabid dog. Sunna manages to stay perfectly still until they turn a corner. The poor girl runs with everything she has, ignoring the haunting bellowing.

Meanwhile, the service rep is making sure everything hears her as she dashes and dodges through multiple buildings towards the center of the resort.

Dialyn:HEEEEELLLLP! HELLP HELLLLLLP!!!!

Hound:*gaining on her*

Quickly, she kites around back towards the beach, heading towards a certain emergency pod that just got done. Immediately, Dialyn uses her hoop to press the panel for the door. Right before she could get swiped, the sound of a ferry horn distracts the predator.

Dialyn:XIAO’GUANG!!!!!!!!!

The Qingming swords container comes rocketing out, scooping up the screaming girl. In the blink of an eye, a streak of white leaps off of the Hounds head and soars towards Dialyn, grabbing her as they fly towards the port and crash onto the departing boat. The two crashers remain laid out on the deck while Sunna’s legs finally give out.

Dialyn:Sunna….did you…pull the horn?

Sunna:*trembling* Y-Yes…

Dialyn:Oshi…for life.

Xiao’guang:Thanks for doubling back, and….sorry for the trouble.

Sunna:It’s all my fault!

Dialyn:It…It happens. At least we made bank. Now then, what have we all learned today? If it looks like Aria, sounds like Aria, and flies like Aria….

Sunna:It’s never gonna be Aria.

Dialyn:And?

Xiao’guang:Avoid narrow hallways.

Dialyn:If anyone asks, nothing major happened.

[brokentrafficknight]

Ruby shows Jaune pictures of her Bionicle collection back in Patch and Jaune instantly proposes to her.

Ruby really has him... bricked up

[razorblade180]

Playing ZZZ on a ZZZ car with a pinup of Ellen up top is a level of boldness I could not have imagined.

[razorblade180]

Shiny Squad

S11:*sharpening blade*

Door Opens

Seed:*glowing hair*…..*shakes hair*

S11:*shakes hair*

Trigger:Pfft! Is this what we’re doing now? Okay. *shakes hair*

Seed:Hehehe, Orphie! Come join-

Orphie:*normal hair* Sniffles Look at you guys. W-Engline and all. Congrats…

Obol Squad:We’re sorry…

Magus:You’re still whipping your hair!

[lesvegas]

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

to be loved is to be changed………

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

a HORDE of vacuo whiterose, all the way from 2024 after the viz announcement that for some reason I did not post 💔💔

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[softichill]

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

[neas-magical-tum-blr]

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

[heavyweightheart]

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

[stylo-90]

tags via @theendofmybody

[rubyfunkey]

i cant stop thinking abt this crescent rose design by @pupandruff

[rubyrosepicsdaily]

[kirbyofthestars]

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

[impossiblycyberenthusiast]

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

[impossiblycyberenthusiast]

I MEANT 2015

[e350tb]

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[littleredandthebeowolf]

Holy crap I’m finally freaking done.

Don’t look too close at the clothes… hehe… it’s not my strong suit…

+ line art because I js want to

I literally gave Summer a random ass outfit I found on Pinterest bc I didn’t know what to put her in, Raven’s outfit came to me in a dream sooo

[sanyu-thewitch05]

I had to unpublish my Yandere oneshot book on Wattpad because of the new guidelines and I posted a message about it on my Wattpad message board because it has an announcement to all followers option. Well, as it turned out I had to not put my ao3 link in the message because Wattpad has banned outside links in your announcements. So if you need to announce to your followers that you’re unpublishing a book or not going to be in Wattpad anymore, I recommend:

1. Unpublishing all chapters except an announcement chapter with a link to your alt fanfic site and/or your ao3 username.

2. Just posting your ao3 username in the message board announcement without the link.

[fuckyeahladybug]

What an obnoxious policy. If you need it, here’s a newbie friendly guide to AO3.

[olderthannetfic]

Oh, this reminds me of something!

While you can do whatever you want on AO3, it's a lot less common to post the equivalent of oneshot books there. (And we definitely don't call our works "books", regardless of format.)

The reason is that AO3 has much more comprehensive search capabilities. It's far easier to drill down through the metadata to find every single work ever posted with tags X and Y and Z and this ship type and that warning. There's no algorithm. Popularity doesn't matter unless you're sorting by kudos, which is not the default.

So if you strongly prefer to repost a oneshot book as-is, you do you. It's not against the rules.

But if you want your work found by AO3 users, it may make more sense to post each chapter as its own work with headers reflecting the specific ship or tropes in that single section. Having only the most relevant tags on that part makes it way easier to find.

If I love the trope in oneshot #1 but hate the trope in oneshot #3, I'm going to miss all of your work if it's posted as one single thing because I'll be using the exclude filters.

It's fine for a single work to be 100 words (or even 0 words if it's embedded fan art or a fanvid or AMV). Related works can be grouped via series, and the same work can be in multiple series. Related works can also be grouped in a collection or via very specific tags nobody else would be likely to copy. You can also bookmark works and put the bookmark into a collection.

There are lots of things about tagging that can be changed later as someone gets to know AO3's vibe, but the decision to import as chapters of a single work vs. separate works is easier to make at the beginning.