Quand ce mec plutot lourd te demande un rendez-vous...
When this guyrather heavy asks you for a date..
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Quand ce mec plutot lourd te demande un rendez-vous...
When this guyrather heavy asks you for a date..
Quand tu rentres dans le fumoir de la boite...
When you get into the smoking room of the club ...
Quand en boĂźte un gros lourd nâarrĂȘte pas de te kidnapper ta main et te demande une danse..
When a big heavy in club keeps kidnap your hand and asks you a dance ..
Quand, aprĂšs avoir galĂ©rĂ©, tu retrouves enfin un nouveau stageÂ
When, after having struggled, you finally find a new course
Quand tu sors en boite avec ta pote et que la synchronisation est juste parfaite
When you go clubbing with your friend and and that the timing is just perfect
Quand tu met la toute premiĂšre fois tes nouvelles cuissardes que tu viens dâacheter et qui sont de folie
When you put for the first time your new waders what you just bought and who are crazy
Quand en entretien dâembauche on te fait comprendre que tu ânâes quâune Provincialeâ et que eux sont des âParisiensâ
When during a interview it makes you understand that âyou are a Provincialâ, and these are âParisiansâ
Quand en regardant ton portable il tombe sur LA photo compromettante..
When he looking at your phone and falls on THE compromising photograph ..
Quand on te prévient que ce soir c'est buffet à volonté...
When it warns you that tonight is buffet ...
Quand tu leur fais croire que tu es une grande sportive ...Â
When you make them believe that you are a sportswoman ...Â
Quand tu préviens tes potes que "Celui là il est à moi"
When you warn your friends that "This one is mine"
Quand tu prends les transports aux heures de pointe...
When you take public transport during the peak hours
Quand tu arrives a ton taff en sachant pertinemment que la journĂ©e va ĂȘtre longue
When you get to your job knowing full well that the day will be long
Quand tu lui envoie par mégarde un message...
When you accidentally sends an indelible message ...
Quand tu commences à ne plus te méfier d'un mec...
When you start to have more confidence of a guy ...
Quand je raconte Ă mes amies ma derniĂšre conquĂȘte..
When I tell my friends about my latest conquest ..
Quand tu lui passes ton numéro de téléphone avec un petit "ça t'évitera d'aller sur tinder"
When you give him your phone number with a small "it will save you to go to tinder"