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auto | aquarius | 30 | he/they | non-binary butch | jewish puerto rican jackass

[xbox-nun]

Bimbo (butch himbo)

[gameofthronesdaily]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S03E03 Rhaenyra Triumphant

[henstomper]

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

[wayneradiotv]

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[tantaliart]

so about that new jack of blades figure

[minusboy]

become a premium member (my friend) today to unlock extra content (every thought i’ve ever had)

[thecryptkeeper]

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[hexopium]

this heat really feels like tatooine nowadays

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[memewhore]

[stastrodome]

70s ICONS. Linda Ronstadt and The Gorn sing "You're No Good" on an episode of The Sonny & Cher Show in 1974.

[memorycycle]

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

[deadelated]

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

[ryebreadgf]

a truly unbeatable look