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[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Uhhh, can any of your Alberta followers confirm this and if so, what the hell happened to all the rats in Alberta?

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Submitted by @fueltransitsleep.

[not-a-carrot]

The government of Alberta has a bounty on rats in the province, along with programs to exterminate them. It’s illegal to keep pet rats or any live rats in Alberta afaik

[a-ramblinrose]

“I once asked my friends if they’d ever held things that gave them a spooky sense of history. Ancient pots with three-thousand-year-old thumbprints in the clay, said one. Antique keys, another. Clay pipes. Dancing shoes from WWII. Roman coins I found in a field. Old bus tickets in second-hand books. Everyone agreed that what these small things did was strangely intimate; they gave them the sense, as they picked them up and turned them in their fingers, of another person, an unknown person a long time ago, who had held that object in their hands. You don’t know anything about them, but you feel the other person’s there, one friend told me. It’s like all the years between you and them disappear. Like you become them, somehow.”

— Helen Macdonald, H is For Hawk

[great-tweets]

twitter is incredible

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[wiselwisel]

[outofcontextanimash]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

[outofcontextanimash]

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

[bucketofchum]

Based on this prompt (x):

[juliedillon]

This is an illustration I did for the August 2014 issue of Popular Science Magazine. The assignment was to show a scifi take on human aging in the future. I wanted to do something relatively positive, so I drew a lady whose life has been been prolonged through cybernetic enhancements and augmentation, so she gets to spend time with her great-great-great-great grandchildren. 

Thanks to AD Michelle Mruk!

[crispy-ghee]

this is beautiful

[avatar-dacia]

So I keep wanting to reblog Cyborg Matriarch here, but I keep losing track of her.

She’s not getting away this time.

[challahchic]

I really want a sci-fi story to go with this.

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[adrenaline-aesthetics]

SHES SO CUTE I LOVE HER

[arandomthot]

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

[nessaaageee]

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

[hameenahatesyou-deactivated2023]

👀

[skinoutqueen]

Bitch whet

[the-howling-storm]

[clockworkmachineking]

[animals-riding-animals]

[heartsnmagic]

[princesstigerbelle]

An attempt

[enchillama]

i was rewatching howl’s moving castle last night and….yeah. taako’s moving castle?

[enchillama]

a little addition to this 

[beanjuice-duh-deactivated202506]

@midnigtartist

[midnigtartist]

JDJSHSJGSBBFBBF

[taliabobalia]

when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

[youreyesinstarsabove]

Omg I forgot about this

[taliabobalia]

roller backpacks became a Thing because parents were so Concerned that their kids backs were getting majorly busted from carrying around something like a hundred pounds of textbooks. and then ten years later they complained millennials all have bad posture and make their office look lazy.

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?