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Personal Blog. Call me Bird. Ehler-Danlos Hypermobile, Autism, and more inside. What health, lol? Agender Aromantic Asexual. Fuckin' fight me. 

[klapollo]

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

[noelle-ism]

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

[alcnfr]

A couple of Eastern Gray Squirrels out after the storm rolled through.

[charl0ttan]

will the owner of the goalpost out in the bailey please move it down the slippery slope towards the middle ground where a strawman is currently begging the question. we have a bandwagon waiting to help you, unless youre too much of an uneducated dipshit to handle any of that, in which case we can circle back to a true scotsman who will be able to appeal to our authority.

[crabmail-remade]

[mahgck]

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

[digital-magus]

[daco-showman]

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

[ghostieolliecrochet]

Working on a testknit ♡

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[huariqueje]

Bonne Maman with Spoon - Serge de Vries

Dutch , b. 1968 -

Oil on panel , 13.5 x 16.8 cm.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

#aborted

[ratsquinks]

rotating grandma for fun

[crapbirdphotography]

this might count as good bird photography, but i think the bird itself is sufficiently horrible

(great egret, fishing)

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[egberts]

my misleadingly huge butter

[cals-calzones]

and i been liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicking it.

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[theshehulkproject]

Link. Tweets:

a friend just noted all the ostriches in fantasia are boys and i am floored i never noticed. sissy that walk, ladies

only boy ostriches have black and white feathers, gang. it’s an ostrich drag ballet troupe. god bless america

‘when will there be a gay disney prince’ that prima ballerina ostrich has been holding it down since 1940 apparently

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.