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and then they launched him into space to die
Mama dachshund and her sausage links
died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference
died and came back wrong but only to myself. died and came back and nobody noticed i died. died and people think i came back better. died and came back wrong only in a specific sense of "wrong". died and fought like hell to come back and everyone thinks it was easy. died and came back mentally wrong and physically fine and tearing myself apart from the inside. died and hiding everything that went wrong. died and trying so hard to show what is wrong and nobody notices.
Obsessed with this lil guy on a cake at my local-ish grocery store bakery???
This started as a rework of my Adrian design, but soon became something else... anyway
dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
âdonât take it personallyâ how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
legally? morally? ethically? spiritually? physically? positively? absolutely? undeniably, and reliably? really? sincerely?
Human Grace finds out that Eridian Grace grows and gets heavier very fast
Robert Hainard (1906 - 1999). Jeune héron pourpré surpris au nid. June 17th, 1931.
Hainard Foundation
the kissy kissy <3
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reblog if you want her to rule the world
I'm tired of hearing about Young Kirk and Young Spock. I want a (good) show about young shithead Science Lieutenant Janeway falling in BFF love with Tuvok while on adventures together and there's ZERO ROMANCE. I MEAN IT. NO ENTERPRISE LOVE BOAT ALLOWED.
I'm talking ZERO love interests for Janeway as far as the eye can see. People of all genders keep flinging themselves at her but she refuses to let herself do anything more than have a pathetic wank because of her angst about Tau Ceti Prime. She channels everything into raw chaos bisexual energy with Tuvok just enabling her at all times.
T'Pel asking with pure Vulcan sarcasm if they had fun and in the middle of Tuvok replying that Vulcans only do their duty not have Fun, Janeway (still slightly hungover and wearing sunglasses) slings an arm around his shoulders and says, "SO MUCH fun. You should've been there, T'Pel. You should've seen the way your man risked it all to save my sorry ass from a sentient liquid people. We almost died again."
T'Pel: "Again?"
Tuvok: "....we meditated after."
Janeway: "AND we meditated after!"
like this.
there's a 2-part season finale with time travel hijinks and fanservice cameos by both Kate Mulgrew and Tim Russ alongside their younger counterparts, showing that even 40+ years in the future these two are still BFFs and getting into Some Bullshit together
Owl and Sakura by Kotozuka Eiichi (1950âČs)
I legit needed to hear this
I see so many posts like âimagine being adrian andâ and i havenât seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine youâre adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god thatâs- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasnât involved and you werenât sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASNâT EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????
Alternatively, perhaps it's not normal to name things after people on Erid and Adrian is like, "Why in the world would you do that??? It's so weird. I don't want people associating me with a planet!" And Rocky is all, "The alien thought it was romantic. It's cultural on Earth. I got caught up in the moment. We can totally go back to Medium Rough Texture Circle planet."