Take Me As I Am

Tanya. 26. I have an undying love for one superhero in particular

[bitterflowerprincess]

Guess who just remembered Tumblr exists???

And also figured out how to log in.

And also also, who is married now...

it me.

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[afallfromelegance]

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL?! THERE’S A BIG FUCKING GAPING HOLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN OCEAN AND WATER IS DISAPPEARING INTO IT WHERE DOES IT GO?!

[dasomenn]

*Under The Sea starts playing*

[smashsamurai]

Anyone know where this is?

[roseroyalty-moving]

This is off the Island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean! And actually it’s not really a waterfall, it’s the underwater sediment/minerals and sand that is being swept off the continental shelf into the epipelagic waters  by some pretty strong currents, creating a sort of illusion that the water itself is rushing over into a waterfall. It’s a pretty cool illusion though! 

There aren’t ever such things as underwater waterfalls or rivers that are just made out of water since water is technically all the same density (besides fresh and saltwater) and the only thing that separates it would be the salinity and/or the thermocline!

But when water is actually mixed with something denser, such as hydrogen sulfide or perhaps salt water crashing with fresh water, it can actually form underwater rivers such as the one in Mexico! 

[the-times-like-these-deactivate]

Holy shit

[raccoonfootproductions]

[thebootydiaries]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[relive-the-90s]

Some blockbuster stuff I won on ebay…What am I gonna do with 30 blockbuster membership cards..

[me-and-my-dumbass]

Blockbuster themed party.

[relive-the-90s]

90s party.. who coming? Must have a blockbuster membership to enter.

[relive-the-90s]

Yall thought I was playing 😂

[tmth421]

Yoo I wanna attend this shit

[relive-the-90s]

Gifts for the goodie bag 🤔

[ashcantdance]

Excuse me sir or madame, are you RICH!?!??

[relive-the-90s]

[throwbackblr]

[trashboat]

[the-pikacrew]

Lmao I’m both people

[unclefather]

[theglasscat]

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[scared-aquarius]

Signs as hipster food trends

Aries- Spaghetti donut

Taurus- Blk water

Gemini- Waffle pops

Cancer- Ramen burger

Leo- Gold flake pizza

Virgo- Avacado burger buns

Libra- Acai bowl

Scorpio- Black ice cream

Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese

Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee

Aquarius- Sushi burrito

Pisces- Rainbow bagel

[fayzaundevon]

I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee

[rosecolouredheart]

half of these aren’t bad. the other half come from a buffet in hell.

[swoletergeist]

demi devito

[swoletergeist]

danny lovato

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I haven’t seen this on tumblr, and I feel like it needs to be said.

We already ask too much of our teachers. Why are we expecting them to give their lives now?

[justbadpuns]

I am offended

[hashtagloveloses]

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

[memehumor]

Mom gets real in Facebook post about why the anti-vaxxer movement is so dangerous for her daughter.

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

Also, if you’d rather make dead kids than have the possibility of your own kid become autistic you are garbage

[violent-darts]

Vaccinate. Your. Fucking. Children.

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

this tweet haunts me

[obviousplant]

Age-appropriate chores for kids