my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.
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my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.
Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…
currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh
i think its definitely worth pointing out that Elon musk is a fucking loser whenever we discuss him. He's a pathetic, sniveling excuse of a man who's never done a hard day's work in his life and all his rises to fame were stolen from other people. he shat his pants so hard when twitter made fun of him that he bought the damn site and is censoring people that continued to make fun of him and call him out on his horseshit just because he's a fucking pissbaby twat. he's throwing tantrums on said site because famous figures aren't immediately sucking his dick when he said that you have to pay a monthly subscription to keep the blue checkmark.
yes he's racist, yes he's a monster, yes he puts the people beneath him through excruciating pain, but most of all, elon musk is a fucking crybaby manchild
Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."
I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.
tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out
tornadoes love to
fuck around, and we are the
ones left to find out
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This post made so much more sense when I realized I had misread it and that we weren't actually talking about tomatoes here
The completely normal and fine way these two gentlemen choose to market their mescal continues to please me in oh so many ways.
i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything
Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one
I wish I could purr so my friends would heal and recover faster/better
I wish I could flatten my ears and lash my tail to let people know they’re on thin fucking ice.
MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR
this is the new crown jewel of breaking bad edits
Alt-right men are the obvious danger.
Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me