I DID THE THING BRAIN.
I DID IT.
GIVE THE CHEMICAL YOU FUCKER.
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I DID THE THING BRAIN.
I DID IT.
GIVE THE CHEMICAL YOU FUCKER.
Forest tree frog
jensen and i also played to that a little bit.
victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”
after the truth comes out about sweeney todd people start asking this guy how come the demon barber never killed him, so he has to think fast and come up with some story about how every time he came in for a shave mr todd would ask him if he had a new pie recipe to share, and every time he did mr todd would think a clock tick and say “yes, that will do,” and ain’t it just chilling, sir, to think that i weren’t just telling recipes, sir, i was telling recipes for me life and i didn’t even know it! and people gasp and nod and then people start asking him if he could share one of his pie recipes with their missus. and he’s never baked in his life
Gonna be honest, I thought this was somehow gonna involve Sweeney Todd giving him top surgery and baking the boobs into a pie
Transparent Pets and the Transparent Chia
for background, Transparent is a cosmetic option one can change their Neopet to. for the mostly mammalian cast of Neopets, this typically shows the internal anatomy of the Neopet as if their skin and cartilage were transparent, displaying their skeleton and visible internal organs.
Everyone should be entitled to a free little treat once per day when they leave the house. A hot beverage, a cookie, whatever. You should have government issued daily tokens and you should be able to go into a shop or a cafe and pick what you like and take it to the counter and hand them your token and say "this is my free little daily treat" and then you don't have to pay for it. please vote for me as your local mp in the next general election.
Video game building IRL
“Where do you work?”
*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”
Oh down by
Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”
Her: “Sure thing! Where??”
Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*
True: I once waited tables for a high-end steak and wine place that was called The Strip Club. Whenever someone asked where I worked, it required some explanation. Especially when my dad asked.
don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
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Sound on
I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that
who let biologists play dnd
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
all of us rn
who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about
We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning
The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”
Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees
Zuko: I can do that
Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment
Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!
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I love my gay neopet!! 🌈✨
these stories i think are more compelling than the experience is actually worth