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Eat him for dinner?
Yes!!!!!!!
No!!!!!!!!
see, when i think of bread, i first and foremost imagine something like this
shoutout to bread post still getting notes
So, last week, we were doing speculative sentences in German class, and to give us something to speculate about, we got prompts like "What would you do if you were rich/had six months of holidays/had a lot of free time" etc. So, anyway, basically two thirds of the class wrote some variant of "I'd sleep a lot (more than I do now)."
I think our German professor (a very nice, grandmotherly woman) was very concerned about how little sleep we get.
thinking about how in czech "rozdat si to" can mean either "to fight" or "to fuck" depending entirely on your intentions and I think that's beautiful
Isn't that a sum of basic human instincts?
Either way, you'll end up sweaty and someone will end up on their back (probably)
“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver
[image description: two pictures, one above the other. The first image shows a statue originally from the Acropolis in Athens, now in the British Museum. The statue is a column shaped like a woman. It is labelled London. The bottom image is from the Acropolis Museum in Athens, showing the other five matching column/statues, with a space for the missing statue pointedly left open. This picture is shot from above and is labelled Athens.
image in savvysergeant’s reblog: screencap of tags from two people. Feeblekazoo’s tags read: the degree to which the Acropolis museum is designed to shame the British Museum is spectactular. butherlipsarenotmoving’s tags read: the acropolis museum is the most passive aggressive museum i’ve ever been to and i love it
/end id]
For those of you who don’t know museum drama, one of the largest and most famous parts of the British Museum’s collection is the so-called Elgin Marbles, which were looted from the Acropolis by Lord Elgin in the 18th Century. (The Acropolis is the hill in Athens, Greece which has some of the most amazing Greek ruins anywhere, the most famous of which is the Parthenon.) Elgin had (or at least claims to have had) permission from the Ottoman Empire to take stuff home with him, but a) this is one empire asking another empire if they can loot stuff from the other empire’s subjugated people, so, not exactly any moral high ground there Elgin, and b) he took a lot more stuff than the Ottomans said he could have.
Greece has been asking for those statues and sculptures to be returned since they won independence in 1832. That’s right, 1832, 190 years ago. The British Museum has had a number of excuses over the years, one of the biggies of the late 20th Century being “we couldn’t possibly give them back because Athens doesn’t have a nice enough museum to display them” and ignoring Greece’s response of “we will BUILD a museum just for them if you will just give us our damn stuff back!“
Finally, Greece said “fuck you” and built a museum at the bottom of the Acropolis called the Acropolis museum. It is huge, it is gorgeous, the collection of objects is amazing and the educational bits (“this is what it is and why it matters”) are really well done. It’s probably one of the best archaeological museums in the world; it definitely is the best collection of ancient Greek artifacts in the world, both for the size of the collection and the way it’s displayed.
Oh. And it is amazingly passive-aggressive. Every single piece of the Elgin Marbles in the British Museum has an empty spot on display waiting for the piece to be returned to Greece. For example, there are a lot of pieces where Elgin took, say, the nicest (or easiest to remove) one of a set. The column/statue in the OP’s image is one of these. Friezes from the roof of the Parthenon are another example. The Acropolis Museum displays each one of these sets with space for the stolen pieces, along with a picture of what the stolen piece looks like and where it is. It is a giant middle finger at the British Museum, disguised as helpful information.
There’s no chance that the British Museum will return any of this in the next generation. It’s not up to the curators at the British Museum; they don’t get any say in this. The board of governors of the British Museum is made up of old posh English people who genuinely believe that the Empire was awesome and England has a perfect right to everything in the British Museum. They have set policies about what can and can’t be removed from the collection, and according to those policies nothing of any historical or monetary value can be given away or sold. And they actively promote the idea that their predecessors had a perfect right to loot the cultural heritage of the world, and that the museum has a perfect right to keep it forever. The only way to get anything out of the British Museum and back to its rightful place would be to completely replace the entire board of the museum with new people who think completely differently. And that’s not happening any time soon, alas.
By the way, the British argument that Greeks wouldn’t know how to care for the antiquities……. Greece has 206 archaeological museums. It’s not only incredibly demeaning as an argument, it’s also straight out false and misleading.
One thing (and with the massive caveat of I don’t disagree with the above in the slightest): the Board of Trustees isn’t like that. They’re not all white, they’re not all rich, and they’re not all English. By and large they’re academics. I was speaking to them the other week with regards to repatriation when I visited and they’re actually very much all for it (bar one or two exceptions…looking at you George) and are working on things. A group of 5 of them I can confirm actively loathe Elgin and the marbles room. The problem lies with the British Museum Act of 1968 (hereafter referred to as BMA68) which was a law created by the government to prevent anything within the BM, which the government owns but wants very little do to with unless you’re trying to repatriate fyi, being removed in the “national interest”. Repatriation is, annoyingly, illegal in the case of the contents of the BM. So the Board have been trying to change this by putting pressure in various areas to get the laws changed, and the government screws them by enforcing term limits for serving on the board and then trying to stack the board in their favour to prevent further action. It’s a game of politics and the government do not want to give up BMA68 at all.
I know we like to categorise everyone we’re up against in the fight for repatriation as “old, white, rich guys” but it’s not helpful when it is decidedly not the case. We need to be mad at the right people and focusing on efforts to change this ridiculous law. At this time, supporting projects like the International Training Partnership, which is the BM’s way of building a network of curators and training them so organisations like the British Government can’t say “hurr durr they can’t look after their artefacts” because actually they can, we trained them ourselves. The network of curators also allows them to build mounting international pressure. It’s not going to happen overnight, but the pressure is building now, I promise you.
“We need to be mad at the right people” is the crux of SO MANY THINGS
Thank you Lottie, as always.
So the problem isn’t even the people who run the museum, who are after all museum people and want museum things to be done well and respectfully, but the government, who want the museum to remind everyone of the time before they made their entire country a laughingstock.
My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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I don't think I'll ever recover from this one
There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff
The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver
#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller
Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.
The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.
the nuisance of our language is stunning
ahh but true slavs know they all have slightly different meanings ;)
english sucks because they have like 3 swear words combined
@one-time-i-dreamt can you answer this?
jebati - fuck someone
podjebavati - to screw around with someone
zajebavati - same as above but more joking and lighthearted
zajebati - fuck something up or fuck someone over
izjebati - could mean to fuck someone good or fuck someone up lol
ujebati - made a mistake
razjebati - break something
sjebati - fucked something up, made a mistake
nadjebavati - outsmart someone
jebuckati - to talk minor shit, also a more innocent way to say fuck
odjebati - ditch someone
najebati - get in trouble
prejebati - screw someone over, do something sneaky (bad)
dojebati - move somewhere, often said about people from rural areas moving to big towns
my personal fav - nejebica - state of fucklessness
if you're czech the above sounds even funnier because in czech the -ti word ending is specifically used in highly formal archaic language. so to me it comes off a bit like "i beseech thee to go fuck thyself"
Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.
You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.
And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:
Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:
And they both look TOTALLY different from California!
So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.
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Člověk by nečekal, že se na přednášce etiky a práva dozví, proč a jak soud rozhodl, že si Rath zasloužil Hitler-knírek na titulní straně Reflexu, a o 60ti stránkách odůvodnění, že je přezdívka Pitomio validní, ale i to se stává.
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Člověk by nečekal, že se na přednášce etiky a práva dozví, proč a jak soud rozhodl, že si Rath zasloužil Hitler-knírek na titulní straně Reflexu, a o 60ti stránkách odůvodnění, že je přezdívka Pitomio validní, ale i to se stává.
Day 27: Kosmas knihkupectví sends me an E-mail about mega sleva. They still haven’t noticed I’m a cizinec.
The last time when I bought books from KK, Česká pošta somehow made my package wet (?) and it was still wet when it arrived Japan (???) so somebody at Japanese Post dried it (????) and apologized that it was already wet when it arrived to Japan (??????). Like dude it’s not your fault.
@ceska-posta did you pee on the package or what
There are many possibilities to what happened, you decide which is the most probable:
Yes
Our postmen are vodníci - don't be racist
We ship it. On a ship. You know how carefree czechs are with sea in Croatia, and we just can't help ourselves
Pneumatic post (potrubní pošta) except it's, you know, a toilet
How do you expect to get a package dry to an island? There's literaly water there?
Guess, who got locked up in a garden shed for three days, so we were already certain she's lying in a ditch somewhere...
Give baby scritches for me
Setkáni otce vlasti a otce národa, reálné není to vtipnoobraz
Původně měl dorazit, ale bohužel nemohl dojet včas, jeho vlak měl 40 minut spoždění
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