City of Shadows

A tumblr walking through the dark alleys of the internet and ohgodmywallet-

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[shinraalpha]

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

[viralfrog]

[elnerdo19v2]

Actually…, yeah 🥹

[bowsersex]

No Scrubs by TLC, music video, 1999

[crystallizedtwilight]

whoops

[knottahooker]

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

[endlace]

shrimp colors this shrimp colors that, nobody ever appreciates BIRD colors

[endlace]

birds have one more cone than us that is UV sensitive, and drab or monocolor birds have hidden colors and patterns we can't see

[endlace]

lots of birds straight up glow under UV

[square-r00t]

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[ilhoonftw]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[specialagentartemis]

In honor of the news today

[oopsabird]

sailor moon kitty overseeing the mission control room in houston as we leave orbit to head for the moon??? based.

[crazy-pages]

For those who don't know, the cat's name is Artemis. ❤️

[loccorocco]

I dreamt there was a shoujo manga called "Tombstone of the Primadonna"

[ruinedchildhood]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

[beemovieerotica]

[sandmandaddy69]

[stenchkow]

Boy howdy have I got a great new game recommendation for you. It's from 1992 and was panned by critics, but I really think it played with genre norms in a fascinating way, and honestly kind of predicted the gaming zeitgeist in a way that we didn't understand at the time.

So the first thing to do when installing dick kicking simulator 4 is to download the fan patch to fix the infamous level 5 soft-lock--

[redstonedust]

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

[muzzlesbian]

[escuerzoresucitado]