I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
And what do you think you can bring to our company?
Gonna steal from it
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
And what do you think you can bring to our company?
Gonna steal from it
Cannibalism
destroy false idols
actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh
will report back later on how this goes!
just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that
no youre the only one
okay sorry
hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
it's barbin' time
Getting along with kids is easy. All you have to do is speak to them like an adult except with less swear words and pretend you don't know much about Smash until it's too late for them.
Natsu: Hey, Luce, what's your type?
Lucy: Hmm... pink hair, muscular, kind of stupid, about 5'7", always wearing scarves and an expert at magic.
Natsu: That's so specific! Do I know anyone like that?
Lucy: ....did I mention stupid?
Natsu: Yes.
Lucy: Cool, just checking.
*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*
men will make a reddit post saying their gf is weird and then describe the coolest woman imaginable
i just bought a velvet-flocked statuette of a crow wearing three delicate strands of pearls and the very gay salesperson took one look and said, "oh, i'm glad you're buying her. i love her. what's her story? where's she going? what are her plans?"
SHE!!!!
Pov: you grew up reading weird fantasy in the early 2000s
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