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Klein is unbelievably Ace coded, what do you mean he’s witnessed multiple couples having sex (where at least one party was supernaturally beautiful) had demonesses use charm powers and aphrodisiacs on him AND THAT WHOLE THING WITH BEING ADMIRAL RIEVELDT??? “I wonder why the corruption barely affected me? Is it bcs of the grey fog and limitations that were set on me?” GIRL THE ASEXUALITY!!!
The most sexual god damn scene that used language I typically associate with sex scenes- WAS HIM DESCRIBING EATING THAT HOT AND JUICY DESI PIE-
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also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips
Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once
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girl who sat next to me at the coffee shop had that Tortured By Computer Work look in her eye so i turned to her and was like Are u doing research? and it turns out she (white) just started working as an indigenous liaison for an ecological wellness surveying company (hired bc she worked with the local nation for a year) so i was like OMG can i share resources with you. and whipped out my 1 million notes and academic papers on ethical Indigenous-settler relations/research and Indigenous perspectives on ecological restoration. she was like omg are u sure this is basically a whole course for free and i wanted to tear my shirt off liek YES!!!! I WANT TO PROMOTE LOW BARRIER EDUCATION TO ADVANCE DECOLONIZATION AND RECONCILIATION!!!!!!!!!!! STEP IN2 MY GOOGLE DOC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's a googoodrive folder containing learnings on Experiential Learning in Ecological Restoration annnddd Research Practice in Indigenous Contexts. each course folder contains a "![Course number] Notes" document as well as PDFs of all the text-based readings that the notes draw from :-)
i plan 2 make accessible the learnings from my other classes too but i think ill only have time to do all that anonymizing & reformatting once i graduate in a few months lol
My liege, if you recall, the prophecy stated that you would fall by the hands of your first born son. Yes, I understand that twelve daughters is a very impressive feat, but mayhaps you should consider quitting while you’re ahead?
My liege, you mustn’t be so reckless. If you recall, your prophecy stated “you shall not die by any efforts of man or woman, nor of any material from this land”, and it feels rather pertinent to your most recent decision. Please consider the situation with your father and your brother, and to a lesser extent your 32 younger sisters, and know your prophecy is not one to be neglected. Your father tempted fate and look where that got him. Yes my liege, I do know it was a heart attack that he passed from, but the royal guard directly saw your baby brother reach out towards your father with his hands as he passed. Yes, I know the prophecy would be better stated to say “beside the hand” rather than “by the hand”, I didn’t write the prophecy. No my liege, I mean no disrespect. Yes, I agree, this was a very inappropriate time to discuss your father, and we should go back to the issue at hand. Yes, I do recall that no man or woman may slay you, however, if you think about the prophecy with the context of your newly imported elephant,
My liege, this is hardly the appropriate attire for a hunting trip, especially one to the woods you were forbade from entering. Yes your majesty, I know you are ruler of this kingdom, but if you recall your prophecy- you mock me. I take your safety and fate with the upmost sincerity, and you respond with “mi mi mi mimi”? Please recall your- yes I know what your prophecy states, “your reign shall last until nature itself regains your throne and crown”, I was about to recount it for you. Look my liege, I think this hunting trip is a terrible idea. You are far too clumsy and the forest floor is uneven with roots! If the stairs of the palace or your own feet are enough to cause you to trip, remaining upright may be difficult, and, to put it frankly, falling hitting your head on a rock would hardly a glorious engraving on your tombstone. Please don’t wear the crown on this hunting trip, they’ll know you’re the new queen because of how similar you look to your sister. It’s a prideful act that will only- oh the royal messenger is here. What news do you have? Oh this requires my immediate attention. I will return, my liege. Do not attend that hunting trip in your current attire, though you should consider not going at all.
Royal To-Do List
Schedule date of coronation
Organise a trip to the Royal Soothsayer with the new Queen
Search forest for the crown
Purchase a new throne, or locate the stolen one
Fix elephant-shaped hole in the throne room
Now, as a part of the induction protocols, all new employees are to be informed of a long-held family tradition. When each new ruler comes to power, they receive a letter a few days later from the old soothsayer. Yes, the one who lives in the woods, we paid for them to live there. Thought it would be a good way to avoid receiving more prophecies, as she wouldn’t receive notice of the coronation until afterwards, but now they just get sent in the mail. We used to add in 15 minutes leeway to the schedule for when the soothsayer interrupted the event, it was a nightmare to try and predict when they’d show up. If it were up to me, we’d stop the postal service going that far, but only the Queen can make that ruling. I’m getting sidetracked. As I recall, the Queen’s prophecy states “your heart will bleed when the man who could never love you distances himself, his aim not one intending to hurt you, yet he will be your demise”. In order to circumvent this, she is not allowed to take a hand in marriage, and any casual romances are monitored to ensure attraction is present from both parties. Furthermore, suitors are not informed of the Queen’s status as royalty, further preventing anyone attempting to woo her for wealth or political status. She’s also elected to take on many hobbies to fill her time, to focus less on any romantic endeavours. It’s a good system, if a little difficult to source new hobbies on short notice. Oh, yes, please voice your concerns. It’s always a good sign when new employees take the Queen’s prophecy seriously.
Well yes, this is why we hired you. She’s been interested in archery as a hobby recently, and we can’t exactly send somewhere accessible to the general public. What if she falls for someone outside of our control? No, it’s much safer to hire you as her private archery instructor. And I presume she’ll learn quickly, not every archery instructor considers himself an “arrow ace”.
My liege, I’ve been reviewing some of the royal funding and budgetary records, and a few things have come to my attention. Now, I understand that we have surplus funding in the royal vault as a result of your prophecy, which, if you recall, states that “you will die by a blade not intended for battle, but one that will find it’s way to you in a moment of joy”. I stand by it being a wise decision to keep you away from any activities such as woodworking or cooking, and that the money that would have gone into funding those activities was yours to allocate as you wished, but I suspect I’ve found some errors on the records. Firstly, we have two categories of payments going to the soothsayer; one for living expenses, and one, as I have just discovered, labeled “prophecies”. I suspect that- I beg your pardon my liege? We pay for the prophecies? Why on earth- We’re paying them to not deliver us prophecies, that’s why they live out on the far end of the woods. This doesn’t- Tradition? I understand it’s a tradition my liege, but if we are paying for it to be inconvenient to deliver prophecies, and then paying for the prophecies themselves- Is that why your sister wished to go to the soothsayer in person rather than wait for a letter? She was aware of this? And the rest of your sisters too? My liege, surely you see that it undermines our efforts in preventing prophecies to pay for them. At the very least, one of the payments should be discontinued to improve our financial status. You’re right my liege, this is a very complex discussion that requires more time to process, and I shall “shut up about the soothsayer” as you so eloquently put it. We will be discussing this later. The other issue I came to inquire about was that within the records for the entertainment budget, each performance is listed by name. I once again would like to reiterate that the extra funding for entertainment, while not aligning with my recommendations, is reasonable given the circumstances of your prophecy. However, once again with considerations to your prophecy, “Pablo the Knife-Juggler”,
My liege, I’m beginning to understand why you have called me to the castle rooftop. As your most trusted advisor, overseeing your actions and assisting with difficult choices is why I have been employed under your family for so long. However, one key aspect of my services that has remained fairly neglected by your sisters, and your father, is that of your prophecy. Often advice regarding your prophecies leads directly to the passing of the crown, and I believe this to be a critical moment in your rule. You had a much simpler prophecy than most of your sisters, but the vagueness that comes with that should really indicate where to place your trust in me, and the rooftop seems to be that very place. If you recall, your prophecy stated that “Pride shall be your downfall”, which- No my liege, I believe that you can do a kick-flip,
My liege, I am incredibly concerned about the prophecy you have received. Usually it takes a week or two to come in the mail, but not a day had passed since your coronation before the wax seal of the soothsayer arrived at the palace doors. I have spent the past few hours contemplating what should be implemented considering its slightly paradoxical nature. As you recall, your prophecy states that “in a time of unmatched uncertainty, the one you entrust the most shall betray you”. I have been the royal advisor for your family since your father’s rule, a well trusted and respected figure by many who came before you, and I shall do everything within my power to prevent a potential betrayal, regardless of how the prophecy speaks of me. As such, having worked for your father and under all of your sisters that ruled before you, I feel I have accumulated enough sick leave,
Thank you all for attending the all-staff meeting. We have several topics to discuss today, so we’ll begin post-haste. Firstly, I’d like to address the royal elephant in the room. We still have no idea where the royal elephant is, and may have to cut back on searching due to budget cuts, which leads us to our next point, the metaphorical elephant in the room. With our last Queen’s untimely death we’ve made significant progress on finding what was the cause of her death. Based on the fact she died at her one-year ruling anniversary banquet, and her prophecy, which if you all recall stated that “rended flesh for naught but greed shall end in rended flesh”, we believed that it likely something about the food killed her. We had checked for choking hazards and tested others for poison and had found no clues, so our thought process was that her body was unable to tolerate something resulting in her demise. This is where the budget cuts come into place.
We hired a mage.
Settle down. I understand this is a controversial decision, but the benefits have already begun to reveal themselves. While the mage is unable to detect ailments on a corpse, several of the princesses have all shared an ailment referred to as a “shellfish allergy”. While it is unclear what allergy means, it sounds detrimental, and the mage clarified that it is deadly if not handled. As lobster was served at that banquet, that is likely the culprit, and as such shall be removed from the palace’s future supply orders, preventing future queens from following her path. Staff members will be allowed access to the current stock until we run out, so I hope a nice lobster dinner will quell your fears.
Now, some of you have likely been worried about this decision in relation to the current Queen’s prophecy. We have made sure to screen this mage as thoroughly as possible, and have concluded that he is, in fact, a mage. Not a swindler nor soothsayer, not a wizard nor fae. We have determined his status as a mage. This is of great importance to us, as I would not like to be responsible for the passings of any more rulers. I will admit that taking a month off right at the start of a new reign was not my finest decision, but that’s not relevant at the moment. What is relevant is the new queen’s prophecy, which should be easy to recall given how short the letter was. As you should recall, the prophecy stated “Wizard’s curse”, but as this is not a Wizard, we have no cause for concern. Now, as a mage is very costly, the budgetary restrictions over the next month will be implemented across the following areas…
He lied on his resume
My liege, a letter has just arrived from the royal soothsayer. It is likely regarding your prophecy. I shall read it verbatim for you. *Ahem*. “You shall die underfoot of an animal trained for war.” Ah. It appears this letter was intended for your dearly departed sister. Had this letter arrived three days earlier, her rule may have lasted more than a week. It would have been very helpful in preventing her horse-riding accident. My apologies my liege, I know you were looking forward to hearing your prophecy, and I am truely sorry to disappoint. I shall alert you when it arrives. Thank you for your attention, you may return to caring for the royal hounds.
I would like to thank you all for attending this all staff meeting on such short notice. We are here to discuss the events regarding the passing of the most recent Queen. It appears I have neglected that horses are not the only animal trained for war, that animal related incidents may occur to more than one queen, and that the soothsayer is, in fact, a soothsayer. In related news, we have located the royal elephant.
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KRS!Cale is a SLUT (affectionate), a WHORE (beloved), and I HATE HIM (exaggerated).
What do you mean his sense of fashion is to sometimes have his collarbones and back out because he gets toasty easily? Put your ankles away, you harlot.
What do you mean he has the physical constitution of a Victorian child and the vicious mental machinations of a New Yorkian scam artist? What a brilliant bitch!
What do you mean he's so easy to clock as autistic?? Me? Put autism on him? Noooooo...but maybe???? (It's more likely than you think!!)
What do you meaaaan he is the type to sacrifice himself for his friends but just short of dying because he knows the pain of losing those he loves and doesn't wish to inflict that upon them??
What do you meaaaaan he's willing to undergo consistent and grievous pain instead like that's a reasonable trade-off??
What do you mean he's willing to work himself to the actual bone in pursuit of a lazy life because he cannot know peace unless everyone he loves also knows peace????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS IGNORANT OF HIS OWN FEELINGS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY LONELY AND SO FULL OF AFFECTION FOR HIS FAMILY???
RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
I hate him so much (obvious lie).
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"dowsing" animation
It was done together with @kiwiandmint!! And happy birthday, Klein!
I helped @meggreeny with some art in this animation!! :D happy birthday Klein!!
Kleinsonas/Worms of spirits
Right before going into slumber to battle the celestial worthy, Mingrui split out five worms of spirit and gave them their own names and personalities based on his own previous disguises so as to help act as anchors for himself that were not polluted by the celestial worthy.
Klein
A seq 2 door pathway, planswalker, Klein mostly works in the church of the evernight god, Mr Star. Acting as an angel who is claimed to be equal to Him in His bible.
As a planes walker Klein has traveled the cosmos and it well aware of the threat of the outer deities. Among all of his fellow angels he has the most stable humanity and is the most fond of humanity.
Klein was one of the few reasons that Leonard had been able to overcome His guilt over using the murder of The Lord of mysteries to ascend to godhood and though he does spend majority of his time in Mr Star's church he also assists the other tarot club members whenever they require it.
Among all the Worms of spirit he is considered to be the closest to Mr Fool and the most pertinent source of His will
Merlin
A seq 2 angel of the fool pathway, miracle invoke, Merlin unlike Klein holds no particular fondness for humanity as a whole. He finds them dull, repetitive and altogether incomprehensibly illogical and mildly pitiful. If it were not for the obvious affection and care that the main body held for humanity, Merlin would not have given them a second thought.
That being said Merlin does enjoy traveling around the world granting wishes. One of his favourite pass time is twisting the wishes of the unworthy to backfire on them in spectacular and mildly horrifying ways.
Merlin is entirely indifferent towards the tarot club and only holds affection towards his fellow worms of spirit. He is the closest to Gehrman and, though he disapproves of his methods for being against the original bodies will, admires his loyalty and dedication towards the original body.
Gehrman
A seq 2 angel of the error pathway, trojan horse of destiny, Gehrman seems to have inherited most of the latent obsession and madness that Mingrui held in his last moments before his slumber. Gehrman has complicated feeling regarding the tarot club. He both heavily resents them for what they did to the main body while also loves them all deeply.
In efforts to re awaken the main body faster gehrman has taken to hunting beyonders of the cowardly pathways of sequence 5 above, specifically targeting members of the error pathway in search of the missing uniqueness. He holds a certain distaste for humanity for what loving them did to the main body, but is not particularly antagonistic towards them, treating them more like ants or insects than anything else.
He enjoys toying with the tarot club and preying on their guilt and despair. He has specifically placed an avatar in the Concealed Land of the Gods to 'accompany' Mr Sun and likes to spend his time 'talking' and 'hanging out' with him (yeah sorry folks gehrman is totally mentally torturing our boi, sometimes )
His most recent target is a lone survivor from a marauder family that was rumored to posses the error uniqueness (he massacred everyone else). He suspects that the child is being deliberately hidden from him by the tarot club.
The other worms of spirit neither support nor condemn him. They all maintain friendly relations with each other. But if Gehrman had to choose a favourite it would be Merlin.
Sherlock
A seq 5 of the error pathway, dreams stealer, Sherlock enjoys a more human life. He is a renowned investigator in the fifth epoch and enjoys great prestige.
Though a part of the error pathway, in order to avoid being influenced by Gehrman's madness he usually prefers acting as a clown or a lower sequence member of the seer pathway.
He has the most connections with rogue beyonders and is the worm of spirit who is mainly in charge of investigating cults and other followers of the outer gods.
He has a close relationship with the church of steam and machinary (Huang Tao)
Dwayne
A seq 5 of the fool pathway, marrionetist, Dwayne has lived an eventful life since his creation. He has been a bounty hunter, a pirate, a treasure seeker, a scholar and most recently, as of the fifth epoch, a nobleman. He has indulged in his humanity to its fullest and would consider himself more human than divine.
As of the fifth epoch he has been mingling and keeping an eye on the nobility through trade and commerce as per Miss Justice's request.
He and Sherlock meet up pretty often and are rather close