Captain Butch Flowers

Pleased as punch to be here

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

Agent Georgia you best stop suckling on Agent Florida right now

[bluedaddy]

I'm sorry, sir, but Georgia doesn't bother me at all😘😜🌺

I think such measures are unnecessary 🥹

[enki2]

[miwachan2]

Pick an emoji and click the read more to see your results you can say what your result is but don't say what emoji you picked

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RESULTS:

[azuremosquito]

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[shrimpletin]

This is important

best emoticon??

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Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

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[morphine-overdose]

*flirting* caught you looking at corpses the other day

[cruc1fix1onn]

Laying on the autopsy table all by yourself, handsome?

[obgythem]

[skittlespizza]

@fizzfags this feels like sometbing you'd do.

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[horror-sthetics]

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[foreverabrokenfighter]

The slip stitch (or invisible stitch) was created to hide seams and later used by surgeons.

My cousin is a surgeon and was sewing something and used that stitch and then froze and said “Wait this isn’t a person.”

Grandma said “We used it first keep going.”

[duckbunny]

remember not to embroider the patient

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

“We used it first, keep going.” Hell yeah grandma.

[mackennaaidanrose]

please embroider the patient

[dandeliondelivery]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

[alexaloraetheris]

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[bluedaddy]

🍑✋💥👅🫀

Yummy

[yourfaveneedsakiss]

Sarge from Red vs. Blue needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by Anonymous

[weirdness-is-good]

[bluedaddy]

A quick PSA📣: the Xanax💊 that was recently found in my💐room belongs to a certain friend of mine🃏, who was struggling with storage space in their own room🐣. They also requested to stay anonymous, but I can 🗣️guarantee you it has nothing to do with the alleged anon📩accident mentioned beforehand on this blog🌀. Those are totally two complete different and unrelated anons 😀