I don't have a gender but I do have a knife

im 29 and tired he/they

[soymoss]

starling

[bluefrog-boy]

hey tumblr why am i getting ads for an online Dementia Test every 2-3 posts

[unreadable]

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

idc if it sounds fake, i still think my future has the potential to be so happy and bright

[not-right-wof]

[puppygirllaika]

I'm proud of you for still showing up to the function.

[bluefrog-boy]

every now and then i’m reminded of my tumblr account and i just spend an hour scrolling my own blog and laughing because im hilarious

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[disgustinggf]

[watermonkeystuff]

Street art in Melbourne, Australia.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[lily-stabby]

So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"

[just-illegal]

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[dailycatsblog]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"