*transgends*

🐀☕

[tics-deactivated20201202]

[slappycat]

open rp

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

[kirkegarde]

‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

[slappycat]

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…

Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

[slappycat]

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

[slappycat]

bitchin

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

[kudzuman-deactivated20220925]

[hotvampireadjacent]

AOC is actually playing among us on twitch. i thought she was gonna do some corny “pokémon go to the polls” and just air some speech like bernie does but no she actually playing among us.... we have a gamer in the senate

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

finally some gamer representation

[log4]

i can't believe you didn't mention Ilhan Omar is also playing and they're on discord

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’m in the middle of watching a movie i just checked for a second okay there’s a lot going on

[log4]

this is geniunely so funny AOC got imposter and was playing so dirty pretending to have no idea where the room she just killed someone in even was djkskdskkfk

[jurassic-snark1889-deactivated2]

[sonknuxadow]

in light of recent news

[pocket-stars]

question, whats the recent news

[sonknuxadow]

this

[carnival-phantasm]

[yehudah]

[unknought]

the nervous system of a generic bilaterian animal, from Wikipedia

You are merely a specific instance of this guy.

[as-if-and-only-if]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[rosalinastan]

Just found out we're supposed to be LEARNING in online classes 😳😳😳 this is kinda embarrassing

[catcrumb]

[tinybed]

[pomarrillo]

botw mooood

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this was an interesting way of getting news

[tumatawa]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]