I'm not leaving here without you

What you are likely to find here: Supernatural, Avengers, Doctor Who, Welcome To Night Vale, Sherlock, and Harry Potter, pretty much in that order. Harry Potter is my absolute favourite, but I'm in the middle of passionate love affairs with the other things I listed, so you won't see as much Potter right now. Side orders of Star Wars, Disney, and Lord of the Rings. I ship: Destiel, Ineffable Husbands, Cecilos, and Tenrose, mainly. Depending on what I'm focused on there'll be other ships too. Other stuff I like which you will see little or none of on my blog: Coldplay, Hunger Games, Terry Pratchett, and various obscure books which I won't take the time to list here but will gladly talk about if asked. Nerdfighter, Ravenclaw, consulting listener. LGBTQ and depression friendly. If you need to talk about something, seriously, talk to me. You won't be bothering me. I crave human contact and don't often get it (because I sit in my room blogging all day), so honestly if you talk to me it'll make my day. The Jawn to my Sherlawk: dean-the-dom

[fourofthem]

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home

[anoteinpink]

#IM LAUGHIN #in the middle of it achilles throws a fit #”MAN IVE BEEN DJING FOR 3 HOURS YOU TOLD ME ID ONLY HAVE TO DO IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR” #”achilles cmon do menelaus a solid your djing is totally putting helen in the mood” #”FUCK YOU TOO AG” #he mopes upstairs to make out with his boyfriend #in the middle of a really quick’n’dirty handie someone bursts in the room all #”THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WE’RE OUT OF VODKA” #achilles is like FUCK OFF ASSHOLES I CANT PLAY BEER PONG BUT AS SOON AS YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO ON A BOOZE RUN ITS ME. OF COURSE #patroclus is like ”well you are the fastest driver” ”I DONT CARE IM NOT GOING” #patroclus ”FINE then i’ll take your car dont be a baby” #5 minutes after patroclus is out the door achilles is like ”shit i fucked up” and catches a taxi to the liquor store #to meet up with patroclus #they drink the vodka and have sex in achilles’ car and forget all about the party #mythology

(courtesy of tumblr user odysseiarex)

[windcalling]

when i had to read Troy (aka the iliad condensed bc they don’t think eighth graders can handle it) i absolutely re-summarized it for my mother as a high school au

this is a thing that happened.

[ceruleancynic]

odysseus tries to text his gf

hey penny know im late im stuck in fucking traffic you would not believe how big a douche menelaus can be

shit did that go thru

oh fuck theres a cop in an eyepatch uh ill call u

penny r u mad

did you get my txt

fuck ok uh looks like im getting a ticket and hes gonna WHAT NO FUCK THIS IS MY PHONE OFFIC

[frogr]

you know what. bye. by e. Bye

[catuallie-deactivated20180307]

frick k k k kk

[hauntedchronicler]

a genderqueer student comes to hogwarts and finds out they’re gonna be put in one gendered dorm or another and their immediate reaction is HELL NO OH MY GO D and theyre getting all amped up to start a full on protest abotu it and like th faculty are kind of alarmed and dont know what to do but then they get up to their common room and a third door has just appeared between the two gendered doors and suddenly every single house has a gender neutral dorm bc the castle itself sensed just what had to be done to keep its students safe and happy

its lonely at first but over the years more students grow to understand themselves and the dorms all fill up with happy nonbinary buddies and hogwarts is a happier place for it

[bluephoenix52-blog]

Ooh and one of the enchantments surrounding the entire castle could be a thing that makes misgendering impossible, like if some ignorant/bigoted student tries to call a transfemale student "he/him" the enchantment changes the sound waves so that what everyone hears is "she/her". 

I want a story about a genderqueer Metamorphmagus who can literally just change gender at will according to how they feel that day. 

[freckldbug-remade-deactivated20]

finding good fanfiction:

[freckldbug-remade-deactivated20]

finding more good fanfiction from the same author: 

[longhorse-deactivated20170925]

I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

Sorry not sorry.

[paragonpostcards]

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

[totallyfubar]

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

[ascenti]

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

[endoshan]

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

[a-pan101]

Meanwhile In England…

"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

[geargieee-deactivated20150501]

my favorite part of Good Omens

[bluephoenix52-blog]

*AGGRESSIVELY PROTECTS GLISS AND AZARIEL FROM ALL DANGERS*

[systemflaw]

turtle sweater (✿◠‿◠)

[hedgewitches]

requested by leontina

[morbidrobot-deactivated20150731]

Because I know some of you are going to fucking freak out laughing.

[trans-bucky]

omfg

[fucklinski]

[burningupasun]

She is returning.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[kiyza]

[gothiccharmschool]

Fuzzy bat break! Fuzzy bats with the wiggly ears and the flappy wings! 

And now, back to writing. 

[apowerfulsorcerer]

Guys. Guys. BATS.

[british-supertramp-blog]

Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful

[shmilealot]